Funny Science Quotes

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Here you will find the funny science quotes. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

You may have hated science in school and most of it may go your head now, but a lot of science quotes are actually comical. Jokes like “Never Trust An Atom, They Make Up Everything” or even “You must be made of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon because you are so F I Ne” are easy enough to follow even if you don’t catch the full weight of the meaning.

We have the best collection of funny science quotes on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
What did Oxygen say to Beryllium? 

You can Be 2 positive sometimes
What did Oxygen say to Beryllium?

You can Be 2 positive sometimes


Oxygen Jokes,  Beryllium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Funny Engineering Quotes,  
    
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''That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.''
''That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.''

Laxative Jokes,  Funny Science Comics,  
    
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y'all motherers

need science
y'all motherers

need science


Science Meme,  Computer Science Jokes,  
    
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Hey bro, nice sand castle there

Let me come up to get a better look
Hey bro, nice sand castle there

Let me come up to get a better look


Moon Puns,  Full Moon Jokes,  
    
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I finally created a shouting robot

Why?
I finally created a shouting robot

Why?


Corny Jokes One Liners,  Science Jokes,  
    
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I bet our entire universe is in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in some alien child's room as a science project he got a C on.
I bet our entire universe is in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in some alien child's room as a science project he got a C on.

Funny Jokes,  Universe Jokes,  
    
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How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell.
How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell.


Funny Jokes,  Retarded Jokes,  Lame Joke,  
    
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I don't believe in Based God

I believe in based science
I don't believe in Based God

I believe in based science


Memes,  Based God Meme,  Butthurt Dweller (theme),  
    
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What did the angry electron say when it was repelled

Let me atom!
What did the angry electron say when it was repelled

Let me atom!


Memes,  Chemistry Jokes,  
    
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science is interesting

and if you don't agree you can  off
science is interesting

and if you don't agree you can off


Demotivational Posters,  Richard Dawkins Meme,  Funny Science Sayings,  
    
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you and me. any time. any place. debating science mano-a-mano.

i'll bring the facts, and you bring the vaseline.
you and me. any time. any place. debating science mano-a-mano.

i'll bring the facts, and you bring the vaseline.


Memes,  Bill Nye Meme,  Good Jokes For Adults,  
    
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Are you an exothermic reaction?

Because you're making me hot
Are you an exothermic reaction?

Because you're making me hot


Memes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Science Chat Up Lines,  
    
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