Funny Sex One Liners

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When you waitin on her to come back with a warm washcloth and you hear her peel out the driveway bumping Rihanna
When you waitin on her to come back with a warm washcloth and you hear her peel out the driveway bumping Rihanna

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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when you're hitting if from the back and she whispers "build that wall".
when you're hitting if from the back and she whispers "build that wall".

Memes,  Wall Jokes,  Donald Trump Memes,  
    
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when you tell her "slow down" but she heard "sw off, do tricks and start wilding tf out"
when you tell her "slow down" but she heard "sw off, do tricks and start wilding tf out"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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when y'all both nut at the same time
when y'all both nut at the same time

Memes,  Orgasm Jokes,  
    
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when she's riding you and you trying to catch a tie in yo mouth
when she's riding you and you trying to catch a tie in yo mouth

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before you ruin her with the best  of her live vs after
before you ruin her with the best of her live vs after

Memes,  Before And After,  
    
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kid: w do women orgasm? 

dad: basically...u just smash dat mf like button!
kid: w do women orgasm?

dad: basically...u just smash dat mf like button!


Memes,  Social Media Meme,  Orgasm Jokes,  
    
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when ur hitting it from the back and she says u don't have to pay child support this week
when ur hitting it from the back and she says u don't have to pay child support this week

Memes,  Child Support Meme,  
    
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when she tweets "i'm so sore" in the morning & you was smackin them cheeks the night before
when she tweets "i'm so sore" in the morning & you was smackin them cheeks the night before

Memes,  Funny One Liners For Twitter,  
    
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w you look driving me after smashing a chick that said: "don't come over here thinking we having sex"
w you look driving me after smashing a chick that said: "don't come over here thinking we having sex"

Memes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  Jokes For Guys,  
    
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when ur tinder date asks what you had planned for the night
when ur tinder date asks what you had planned for the night

Memes,  Funny Tinder,  Nutella Meme,  
    
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 fvck  that look like this and their only defense is "but she thick t"
fvck that look like this and their only defense is "but she thick t"

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when you hittin it doggy style and she turn around and moan "wse a good pupper?"
when you hittin it doggy style and she turn around and moan "wse a good pupper?"

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when he says "get on top" but he don't know you're about to change his life
when he says "get on top" but he don't know you're about to change his life

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when u 2.4 strokes in and she already screaming daddy
when u 2.4 strokes in and she already screaming daddy

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