Funny Sex Quotes

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"you just coming over to chill. don't think you getting no  cause you ain't."
"you just coming over to chill. don't think you getting no cause you ain't."

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her: go deeper!

me: this all the i got, don't disrespect me like that
her: go deeper!

me: this all the i got, don't disrespect me like that


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"this  is gonna  your life up"
"this is gonna your life up"

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him: ohhh here comes the ranch baby

her: oh yeah, give me that sweet peppercorn ranch

him: yeah, you want this ing family size peppercorn ranch, you 

her: oh oh oh ranch this hidden valley

him: unghhhhhhhhhh
him: ohhh here comes the ranch baby

her: oh yeah, give me that sweet peppercorn ranch

him: yeah, you want this ing family size peppercorn ranch, you

her: oh oh oh ranch this hidden valley

him: unghhhhhhhhhh


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"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."
"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."

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"bae? let's cuddle tonight & make sweet love then imma neck ya meat & eat yo  out then make you dinner"
"bae? let's cuddle tonight & make sweet love then imma neck ya meat & eat yo out then make you dinner"

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" his  was in my lungs. i still can't breathe or walk right & i was talkin all dat "
" his was in my lungs. i still can't breathe or walk right & i was talkin all dat "

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him: i suld have pulled out

her: i didn't even know you were inside of me
him: i suld have pulled out

her: i didn't even know you were inside of me


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doctor: are you sexually active?

her: yes

doctor: (visibly nervous) are you single..?
doctor: are you sexually active?

her: yes

doctor: (visibly nervous) are you single..?


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doc: any sexual activity?

guy: i drive a miata

doc: ok wow, a no would've worked
doc: any sexual activity?

guy: i drive a miata

doc: ok wow, a no would've worked


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can we try

just the tip?
can we try

just the tip?


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i  quick because life is srt. i got no time to be poking around in there for an ur or two. in. out. your uber is outside. bye.
i quick because life is srt. i got no time to be poking around in there for an ur or two. in. out. your uber is outside. bye.

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"what's your sexual fantasy?"

me: he dies during sex and leaves me 150 million dollars
"what's your sexual fantasy?"

me: he dies during sex and leaves me 150 million dollars


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: come over

him: i can't i'm burying bones

: i know place you can bury a bone
: come over

him: i can't i'm burying bones

: i know place you can bury a bone


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