Funny Sex Quotes

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her: did you ?

me: yeah to my senses, get out of my use
her: did you ?

me: yeah to my senses, get out of my use


Memes,  Rude Offensive Jokes,  
    
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"you just coming over to chill. don't think you getting no  cause you ain't."
"you just coming over to chill. don't think you getting no cause you ain't."

Memes,  Shaving Meme,  Booty Call Memes,  
    
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Harder daddy

What?

What?
Harder daddy

What?

What?


Memes,  Walking Dead Jokes,  
    
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her: go deeper!

me: this all the i got, don't disrespect me like that
her: go deeper!

me: this all the i got, don't disrespect me like that


Memes,  
    
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"this  is gonna  your life up"
"this is gonna your life up"

Memes,  Rihanna Jokes,  
    
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him: ohhh here comes the ranch baby

her: oh yeah, give me that sweet peppercorn ranch

him: yeah, you want this ing family size peppercorn ranch, you 

her: oh oh oh ranch this hidden valley

him: unghhhhhhhhhh
him: ohhh here comes the ranch baby

her: oh yeah, give me that sweet peppercorn ranch

him: yeah, you want this ing family size peppercorn ranch, you

her: oh oh oh ranch this hidden valley

him: unghhhhhhhhhh


Memes,  White People Be Like,  Funny Stereotypes,  
    
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"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."
"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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"bae? let's cuddle tonight & make sweet love then imma neck ya meat & eat yo  out then make you dinner"
"bae? let's cuddle tonight & make sweet love then imma neck ya meat & eat yo out then make you dinner"

Memes,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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" his  was in my lungs. i still can't breathe or walk right & i was talkin all dat "
" his was in my lungs. i still can't breathe or walk right & i was talkin all dat "

Memes,  
    
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him: i suld have pulled out

her: i didn't even know you were inside of me
him: i suld have pulled out

her: i didn't even know you were inside of me


Memes,  
    
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doctor: are you sexually active?

her: yes

doctor: (visibly nervous) are you single..?
doctor: are you sexually active?

her: yes

doctor: (visibly nervous) are you single..?


Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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doc: any sexual activity?

guy: i drive a miata

doc: ok wow, a no would've worked
doc: any sexual activity?

guy: i drive a miata

doc: ok wow, a no would've worked


Memes,  Doctor Memes,  Mazda Jokes,  
    
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can we try

just the tip?
can we try

just the tip?


Meme,  
    
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i  quick because life is srt. i got no time to be poking around in there for an ur or two. in. out. your uber is outside. bye.
i quick because life is srt. i got no time to be poking around in there for an ur or two. in. out. your uber is outside. bye.

Memes,  Cumming Jokes,  
    
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"what's your sexual fantasy?"

me: he dies during sex and leaves me 150 million dollars
"what's your sexual fantasy?"

me: he dies during sex and leaves me 150 million dollars


Memes,  
    
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