Funny Shopping Quotes

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Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard. What do y'all like besides other girls pictures?
Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard. What do y'all like besides other girls pictures?

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"purchase $81.24 ok?" i mean it's definitely not ok but i need it so like me i guess
"purchase $81.24 ok?"

i mean it's definitely not ok but i need it so like me i guess

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I'm so quick to by a $20 meal but can't even by a $17 shirt without feeling like it's really worth it lmao
I'm so quick to by a $20 meal but can't even by a $17 shirt without feeling like it's really worth it lmao

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If anyone is Christmas shopping for me I wear a size 7 day Carribean cruise
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me

I wear a size 7 day Carribean cruise

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Nah yo they gotta reschedule Christmas or sumthin, I only got $3.98
Nah yo they gotta reschedule Christmas or sumthin, I only got $3.98

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at target i ped a family and the dad was on snapchat saying "gang gang we out here at target doing that family " and that touched my heart fr
at target i ped a family and the dad was on snapchat saying "gang gang we out here at target doing that family " and that touched my heart fr

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Other mom: I finished all my Christmas shopping. Me: Cool. I finished eating all my kid's Halloween candy.
Other mom: I finished all my Christmas shopping.

Me: Cool. I finished eating all my kid's Halloween candy.

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My grocery list: 1. Don't run into anyone you know 2. Eggs
My grocery list:

1. Don't run into anyone you know

2. Eggs

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Commercial for Target: Oh you thought you didn't need 4 new Fall scented candles? Or this is plaid throw blanket and matching pillow? lol well bitch guess what
Commercial for Target:

Oh you thought you didn't need 4 new Fall scented candles? Or this is plaid throw blanket and matching pillow? lol well bitch guess what

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Girls don't actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying 'this is cute'
Girls don't actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying 'this is cute'

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Me: I'm sad I need a purpose My Brain:Did you say a purchase
Me: I'm sad I need a purpose

My Brain:Did you say a purchase

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I'm a butterfly therapist I'm a stay at home astronaut Our budget is $3.2mil
I'm a butterfly therapist

I'm a stay at home astronaut

Our budget is $3.2mil

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Sorry, can't. My flip flop made a farting noise near a hot guy, so now I have to follow him around this Target until it happens again and I can say, "haha. dumb flip flop".
Sorry, can't. My flip flop made a farting noise near a hot guy, so now I have to follow him around this Target until it happens again and I can say, "haha. dumb flip flop".

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Lady in Walmart to her son "put that shit back" so loud I almost put my shit back
Lady in Walmart to her son "put that shit back" so loud I almost put my shit back

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Little secret about me: My answer to the question "would you like a receipt" is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time
Little secret about me: My answer to the question "would you like a receipt" is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time

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