Funny Shopping Quotes

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Them: You can't do it all in one trio Me:
Them: You can't do it all in one trio

Me:

Memes,  Bag Jokes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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"Would you like to donate $1 to help the poor?" Me: lol there is 90% chance this card is gonna get declined. I am the poor.
"Would you like to donate $1 to help the poor?"

Me: lol there is 90% chance this card is gonna get declined. I am the poor.

Memes,  Best Poor Jokes,  Charity Jokes,  
    
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Wife: Why is there a charge for $3,000 to Men's Warehouse? Me: I have no idea. Don't go outside tho
Wife: Why is there a charge for $3,000 to Men's Warehouse?

Me: I have no idea. Don't go outside tho

Memes,  Jokes About Horses,  Clothing Memes,  
    
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me: this cute i'm gonna but it me bank account: put the back, you forgot we supposed to be saving?
me: this cute i'm gonna but it

me bank account: put the back, you forgot we supposed to be saving?

Memes,  Bank Account Memes,  Saved Money Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I just need to go to Target for one thing" Cashier: "Your total is 273.89" Me:
Me: "I just need to go to Target for one thing"

Cashier: "Your total is 273.89"

Me:

Memes,  Target Meme,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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What a beautiful sweater is that cashmere? No its cash me ousside. Well howbow dah.
What a beautiful sweater is that cashmere?

No its cash me ousside.

Well howbow dah.

Memes,  Sweater Jokes,  
    
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Me: It's exactly one month until Christmas I'm gonna start buying presents Other me: Don't buy any until Christmas Eve then panic
Me: It's exactly one month until Christmas I'm gonna start buying presents

Other me: Don't buy any until Christmas Eve then panic

Memes,  Christmas Eve Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list Inner me: Just buy makeup for yourself
Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list

Inner me: Just buy makeup for yourself

Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Black Friday: May the odds be ever in your favor.
Black Friday:

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Memes,  Black Friday Jokes,  Hunger Games Memes,  
    
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If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights
If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights

Memes,  Funny Black Friday Quotes,  
    
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i just want to say i'm thankful for everything i have... now lets go buy some !"
i just want to say i'm thankful for everything i have... now lets go buy some !"

Memes,  Thanksgiving Humor,  Black Friday Funny Quotes,  
    
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responsible me: i can't afford this rn i got bills coming up also me: ...stunt. on. these.
responsible me: i can't afford this rn i got bills coming up

also me: ...stunt. on. these.

Memes,  No Money Jokes,  Bills Jokes,  
    
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"sorry ma'am, i'm closed" customer: but i've spped here for 25 years "then you suld know when we in close"
"sorry ma'am, i'm closed"

customer: but i've spped here for 25 years

"then you suld know when we in close"

Memes,  Store Jokes,  Cashier Meme,  
    
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"when we get in the store don't touch , don't ask for cause you ain't getting "
"when we get in the store don't touch , don't ask for cause you ain't getting "

Memes,  Funny Mom Sayings,  Store Jokes,  
    
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employee: w can i help you today? i want everyone to know i pull tons of chicks but that i can only do it when i'm wasted. employee: i gotchu fam
employee: w can i help you today?

i want everyone to know i pull tons of chicks but that i can only do it when i'm wasted.

employee: i gotchu fam

Memes,  Employee Jokes,  Shoes Jokes,  
    
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