Funny Shopping Quotes

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Me: "I just need to go to Target for one thing"

Cashier: "Your total is 273.89"

Me:
Me: "I just need to go to Target for one thing"

Cashier: "Your total is 273.89"

Me:


Memes,  Target Meme,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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What a beautiful sweater is that cashmere?

No its cash me ousside.

Well howbow dah.
What a beautiful sweater is that cashmere?

No its cash me ousside.

Well howbow dah.


Memes,  Sweater Jokes,  
    
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Me: It's exactly one month until Christmas I'm gonna start buying presents

Other me: Don't buy any until Christmas Eve then panic
Me: It's exactly one month until Christmas I'm gonna start buying presents

Other me: Don't buy any until Christmas Eve then panic


Memes,  Christmas Eve Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list

Inner me: Just buy makeup for yourself
Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list

Inner me: Just buy makeup for yourself


Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Black Friday:

May the odds be ever in your favor.
Black Friday:

May the odds be ever in your favor.


Memes,  Black Friday Jokes,  Hunger Games Memes,  
    
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If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights
If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights

Memes,  Funny Black Friday Quotes,  
    
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i just want to say i'm thankful for everything i have... now lets go buy some !"
i just want to say i'm thankful for everything i have... now lets go buy some !"

Memes,  Thanksgiving Humor,  Black Friday Funny Quotes,  
    
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responsible me: i can't afford this rn i got bills coming up

also me: ...stunt. on. these.
responsible me: i can't afford this rn i got bills coming up

also me: ...stunt. on. these.


Memes,  No Money Jokes,  Bills Jokes,  
    
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"sorry ma'am, i'm closed"

customer: but i've spped here for 25 years

"then you suld know when we in close"
"sorry ma'am, i'm closed"

customer: but i've spped here for 25 years

"then you suld know when we in close"


Memes,  Store Jokes,  Cashier Meme,  
    
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"when we get in the store don't touch  , don't ask for  cause you ain't getting "
"when we get in the store don't touch , don't ask for cause you ain't getting "

Memes,  Funny Mom Sayings,  Store Jokes,  
    
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employee: w can i help you today?

i want everyone to know i pull tons of chicks but that i can only do it when i'm wasted.

employee: i gotchu fam
employee: w can i help you today?

i want everyone to know i pull tons of chicks but that i can only do it when i'm wasted.

employee: i gotchu fam


Memes,  Employee Jokes,  Shoes Jokes,  
    
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I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance
I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance

Funny Jokes,  Retail Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment when leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, "Act natural, you're innocent."
That awkward moment when leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, "Act natural, you're innocent."

Funny Jokes,  Funny Thoughts,  
    
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So, you'll stop dragging me to Gamestop if I stop dragging you to Payless?

I see a bright future ahead of us.
So, you'll stop dragging me to Gamestop if I stop dragging you to Payless?

I see a bright future ahead of us.


Gamestop Jokes,  Shopping Meme,  
    
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cashier: would like to make a donation to help dying children and puppies in need?

me: why you gotta make me look like a selfish  rn i just wanted to get some milk
cashier: would like to make a donation to help dying children and puppies in need?

me: why you gotta make me look like a selfish rn i just wanted to get some milk


Funny Quotes,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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