Funny Shopping Quotes

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note to self: stop buying .
note to self:

stop buying .

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Me: I'm sad I need a purpose My Brain: did u say
Me: I'm sad I need a purpose

My Brain: did u say

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I see it. I like it. I want it. I check the price I put it back.
I see it.
I like it.
I want it.
I check the price
I put it back.

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Shopping for men is impossible what do they like apart from other girl's photos
Shopping for men is impossible what do they like apart from other girl's photos

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In my mind, if I hit the lottery I would pay off my car, students loans, and credit cards Just so that I didn't have anymore revolving debt. In real life I'm buying a camel.
In my mind, if I hit the lottery I would pay off my car, students loans, and credit cards Just so that I didn't have anymore revolving debt. In real life I'm buying a camel.

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this customer walked in 10 seconds before we closed and she had the audacity to yall "yay i made it" you made what? made me mad?
this customer walked in 10 seconds before we closed and she had the audacity to yall "yay i made it" you made what? made me mad?

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I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.
I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.

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I be tryna decide do I wanna spend the $20 cash in my picket or $20 on my card as if it will result in a different kind of broke
I be tryna decide do I wanna spend the $20 cash in my picket or $20 on my card as if it will result in a different kind of broke

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How much do you believe in yourself? I buy concert tickets before figuring out how I'm going to get there
How much do you believe in yourself?

I buy concert tickets before figuring out how I'm going to get there

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Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard. What do y'all like besides other girls pictures?
Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard. What do y'all like besides other girls pictures?

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"purchase $81.24 ok?" i mean it's definitely not ok but i need it so like me i guess
"purchase $81.24 ok?"

i mean it's definitely not ok but i need it so like me i guess

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I'm so quick to by a $20 meal but can't even by a $17 shirt without feeling like it's really worth it lmao
I'm so quick to by a $20 meal but can't even by a $17 shirt without feeling like it's really worth it lmao

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If anyone is Christmas shopping for me I wear a size 7 day Carribean cruise
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me

I wear a size 7 day Carribean cruise

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Nah yo they gotta reschedule Christmas or sumthin, I only got $3.98
Nah yo they gotta reschedule Christmas or sumthin, I only got $3.98

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at target i ped a family and the dad was on snapchat saying "gang gang we out here at target doing that family " and that touched my heart fr
at target i ped a family and the dad was on snapchat saying "gang gang we out here at target doing that family " and that touched my heart fr

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