Funny Shopping Quotes

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I be tryna decide do I wanna spend the $20 cash in my picket or $20 on my card as if it will result in a different kind of broke
I be tryna decide do I wanna spend the $20 cash in my picket or $20 on my card as if it will result in a different kind of broke

Memes,  No Money Jokes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.
I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.

Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  
    
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How much do you believe in yourself?

I buy concert tickets before figuring out how I'm going to get there
How much do you believe in yourself?

I buy concert tickets before figuring out how I'm going to get there


Memes,  Tickets Jokes,  Concert Jokes,  
    
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Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard. What do y'all like besides other girls pictures?
Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard. What do y'all like besides other girls pictures?

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"purchase $81.24 ok?"

i mean it's definitely not ok but i need it so like  me i guess
"purchase $81.24 ok?"

i mean it's definitely not ok but i need it so like me i guess


Memes,  Funny Money Quotes,  
    
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I'm so quick to by a $20 meal but can't even by a $17 shirt without feeling like it's really worth it lmao
I'm so quick to by a $20 meal but can't even by a $17 shirt without feeling like it's really worth it lmao

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If anyone is Christmas shopping for me

I wear a size 7 day Carribean cruise
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me

I wear a size 7 day Carribean cruise


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Nah yo they gotta reschedule Christmas or sumthin, I only got $3.98
Nah yo they gotta reschedule Christmas or sumthin, I only got $3.98

Memes,  Christmas Joke,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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at target i ped a family and the dad was on snapchat saying "gang gang we out here at target doing that family " and that touched my heart fr
at target i ped a family and the dad was on snapchat saying "gang gang we out here at target doing that family " and that touched my heart fr

Memes,  Target Jokes,  Funny Family Sayings,  
    
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Other mom: I finished all my Christmas shopping.

Me: Cool. I finished eating all my kid's Halloween candy.
Other mom: I finished all my Christmas shopping.

Me: Cool. I finished eating all my kid's Halloween candy.


Memes,  Mom Humor,  Parenting Fail,  
    
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My grocery list:

1. Don't run into anyone you know

2. Eggs
My grocery list:

1. Don't run into anyone you know

2. Eggs


Memes,  Grocery Jokes,  Introvert Meme,  
    
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Commercial for Target:

Oh you thought you didn't need 4 new Fall scented candles? Or this is plaid throw blanket and matching pillow? lol well bitch guess what
Commercial for Target:

Oh you thought you didn't need 4 new Fall scented candles? Or this is plaid throw blanket and matching pillow? lol well bitch guess what


Memes,  Funny Sales Quotes,  Target Jokes,  
    
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Girls don't actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying 'this is cute'
Girls don't actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying 'this is cute'

Memes,  Best Jokes For Girls,  
    
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Me: I'm sad I need  a purpose

My Brain:Did you say a purchase
Me: I'm sad I need a purpose

My Brain:Did you say a purchase


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I'm a butterfly therapist

I'm a stay at home astronaut

Our budget is $3.2mil
I'm a butterfly therapist

I'm a stay at home astronaut

Our budget is $3.2mil


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