Funny Short Blonde Jokes

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Yes, I am blonde.

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Q: What do you call a blonde's skeleton in her own closet?

A: Last year's hide n seek champion.


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Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?

A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.


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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe across the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.


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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your husband are having sex.

The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

To which the blonde replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday"


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Q. What is it called when an Essex girl blows in another blond's ear?

A. Data transfer.


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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


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Things Blondes Invent: Glass hammer.

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Q: Why did Jessica Simpson change her hair color from blonde to red?

A: Because red is easier to spell!


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Q: Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
A: So she could draw blood.


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Q: What do you call a blonde at university?
A: A visitor.


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An 'Areoplane Blonde' is one who has bleached her hair but still has a 'black box'.

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A blonde walked in on her husband having an affair. She was so angry she pulled out a gun and pointed to the woman's head. She was about to pull the trigger, when her husband said, "No, don't!" and she replied, "Shut up, you're next!"

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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?

A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.


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