Funny Short Quotes

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Nose hair trimmers 

Are like mini weed-wackers
Nose hair trimmers

Are like mini weed-wackers


Nose Hair Jokes,  Sudden Clarity Clarence (theme),  Sudden Realization Ralph (theme),  
    
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 this .

i'm going jeeping!
this .

i'm going jeeping!


Jeep Jokes,  Free Funny Ecards,  
    
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I'm

Sew

Very

Happy
I'm

Sew

Very

Happy


Sewing Puns,  Happy Jokes,  
    
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People are like a box of chocolates... Some you regret ever trying, some are good, are are great... and the nutty ones you keep around for a rainy day. lol
People are like a box of chocolates... Some you regret ever trying, some are good, are are great... and the nutty ones you keep around for a rainy day. lol

Smurf Jokes,  Jokes About People,  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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it costs $0.00 to stop saying " daniel".
it costs $0.00 to stop saying " daniel".

Funny Jokes,  Damn Daniel Meme,  Funny New Jokes 2016,  
    
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Make somebody happy today.

Mind your own business.
Make somebody happy today.

Mind your own business.


Nosey Jokes,  Happy Jokes,  
    
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I'm a gangster,

And gangsters 

Don't ask 

Questions
I'm a gangster,

And gangsters

Don't ask

Questions


Lil Wayne Funny,  Funny Gangster Sayings,  
    
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every 60 seconds, there's a  posting a positive message that she doesn't live by.
every 60 seconds, there's a posting a positive message that she doesn't live by.

Best Short Jokes,  
    
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If it weren't for Edison, how would cartoon characters ever have an idea?
If it weren't for Edison, how would cartoon characters ever have an idea?

Thomas Edison Jokes,  Cartoon Humor,  Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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Your spirit animal looks like it needs to go to the vet.
Your spirit animal looks like it needs to go to the vet.

Funny Jokes,  Short Funny One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Congratulations on your retirement. Now you have more time to work on everything that you've been putting off for so long.
Congratulations on your retirement. Now you have more time to work on everything that you've been putting off for so long.

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Work Humor Jokes,  
    
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The best feeling is saying

"Bye see you guys on Monday"
The best feeling is saying

"Bye see you guys on Monday"


Funny Jokes,  Monday Quotes Funny,  Funny Monday Sayings,  
    
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I love when people's laughs are funnier than the joke
I love when people's laughs are funnier than the joke

Funny Quotes,  Best Laugh Jokes,  Funny Jokes Laugh,  
    
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the next time a spanish  curves me i'm voting for donald tp
the next time a spanish curves me i'm voting for donald tp

Funny Jokes,  Spanish Jokes,  Latina Jokes,  
    
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Being on unemployment or food stamps automatically disqualifies any girl from being a #WCW
Being on unemployment or food stamps automatically disqualifies any girl from being a #WCW

Funny Jokes,  Unemployed Jokes,  Food Stamp Jokes,  
    
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