Funny Short Sayings

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Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.

Tennis Puns,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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i talk a lot of  and i mean every word of it. coming straight from my heart so therefore it's not  but heartfelt messages.
i talk a lot of and i mean every word of it. coming straight from my heart so therefore it's not but heartfelt messages.

Mean Humor,  
    
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If your phone doesn't ring,

It's me.
If your phone doesn't ring,

It's me.


Funny Jokes,  Phone Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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No mud

No fun
No mud

No fun


Mud Jokes,  Fun Jokes,  
    
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A good lawyer knows the law.  A great lawyer knows the judge.
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Best Lawyer Quotes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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Lawyers have feelings, too

Allegedly.
Lawyers have feelings, too

Allegedly.


Best Lawyer Quotes,  Good Lawyer Jokes,  Silly Jokes,  
    
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Here's to New Yorkers for being tolerant of everyone except anyone directly in their path
Here's to New Yorkers for being tolerant of everyone except anyone directly in their path

New York City Jokes,  New York Jokes,  
    
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People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously
People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously

Funny Jokes,  Jokes About People,  Jokes About People,  
    
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it costs $0.00 to cut you off, and i love free .
it costs $0.00 to cut you off, and i love free .

Funny Quotes,  Mean Humor,  Free Jokes Funny,  
    
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trust game weak af.
trust game weak af.

Trust Jokes,  Funny Daily Quotes,  
    
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i express all of my emotions by saying "" in varying tones
i express all of my emotions by saying "" in varying tones

Funny Jokes,  
    
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jack and jill went up the hill 

and planned to do some kissing

jack made a p and grabbed her 

now his two front teeth are missing
jack and jill went up the hill

and planned to do some kissing

jack made a p and grabbed her

now his two front teeth are missing


No Teeth Jokes,  Silly Short Jokes,  
    
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Not really feeling the whole "responsible adult" thing today.
Not really feeling the whole "responsible adult" thing today.

Funny Jokes,  Adult Jokes,  
    
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ever look at someone and just think ""
ever look at someone and just think ""

Funny Jokes,  
    
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