Funny Sick Jokes

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jeffrey dahmer killed 17 people 

good!
jeffrey dahmer killed 17 people

good!


Dahmer Jokes,  Killer Jokes,  Grumpy Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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when i said you were "the one that got away" i meant in in more of "jeffrey dahmer" sort of way.
when i said you were "the one that got away" i meant in in more of "jeffrey dahmer" sort of way.

Jeffery Dahmer Jokes,  Dahmer Jokes,  Sick Jokes One Liners,  
    
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If you find me dead this is not a suicide! Just trying to get some relief from this damn cough so I can sleep. I love you! Mom
If you find me dead this is not a suicide! Just trying to get some relief from this damn cough so I can sleep. I love you! Mom

Funny Suicide Notes,  Funny Notes To Leave,  Medicine Joke,  
    
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WebMD

Step 2: Mix and gargle
WebMD

Step 2: Mix and gargle


Slug Jokes,  Website Jokes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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Hang in there, little buddy! The paramedics should be here any week now.
Hang in there, little buddy! The paramedics should be here any week now.

Slug Jokes,  Ambulance Jokes,  
    
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i'll have you know that i got stuck driving behind a full garbage truck on a 90 degree day

and i only threw up twice in a ziplock bag.
i'll have you know that i got stuck driving behind a full garbage truck on a 90 degree day

and i only threw up twice in a ziplock bag.


Funny Spongebob Memes,  Garbage Truck Jokes,  
    
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Dude, get a tissue
Dude, get a tissue

Volcano Puns,  Funny Internet Comics,  
    
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The pharmacist recommended these capsules to stop my runny nose

Worth a try, I guess
The pharmacist recommended these capsules to stop my runny nose

Worth a try, I guess


Humor Pictures,  Funny Pics Of The Day,  
    
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like being sick wasn't scary enough
like being sick wasn't scary enough

Memes,  Teletubbies Memes,  
    
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oh! you farted......let me see if i can smell what you ate yesterday at around 3:30......cabbage and semen.... wait a sec???
oh! you farted......let me see if i can smell what you ate yesterday at around 3:30......cabbage and semen.... wait a sec???

Sick Jokes One Liners,  Cabbage Jokes,  
    
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My face hurts, my head hurts, my throat hurts, my neck hurts, my chest hurts, my back hurts, my body hurts

But I can breathe through both of my nostrils, so I got that going on for me, which is nice
My face hurts, my head hurts, my throat hurts, my neck hurts, my chest hurts, my back hurts, my body hurts

But I can breathe through both of my nostrils, so I got that going on for me, which is nice


Head Hurts Jokes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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Thrift

Get back at the mafia and eat the free horse's head.
Thrift

Get back at the mafia and eat the free horse's head.


Mobster Jokes,  Gross Jokes,  
    
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When your boss wants a picture to prove you were in the hospital.
When your boss wants a picture to prove you were in the hospital.

Memes,  Boss Jokes,  Work Humor,  
    
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Me when I pretend to be sick to stay home then my mom leaves the house
Me when I pretend to be sick to stay home then my mom leaves the house

Memes,  Funny Dogs Images,  Funny Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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I've got a fever and the only prescription is

More Captain Morgan
I've got a fever and the only prescription is

More Captain Morgan


Captain Morgan Meme,  Christopher Walken Meme,  
    
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