Funny Sick Quotes

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it's against jesus to believe in bacteria. people get sick because they're sinners.
it's against jesus to believe in bacteria. people get sick because they're sinners.

Bacteria Jokes,  Anti Religious Jokes,  Funny Religious Quotes,  
    
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i don't always have sex with dead okers

but when i do, i keep them in my freezer
i don't always have sex with dead okers

but when i do, i keep them in my freezer


I Dont Always Meme,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  
    
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nothing says "thanks for marrying my girlfriend" like a dead oker in the trunk of the neymoon getaway car
nothing says "thanks for marrying my girlfriend" like a dead oker in the trunk of the neymoon getaway car

Dead Person Jokes,  Honeymoon Jokes,  
    
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i'd rather be snorting  off a dead oker's  on the floor of a gas station bathroom.
i'd rather be snorting off a dead oker's on the floor of a gas station bathroom.

Cocain Jokes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Cough so hard

Robitussin wanna find me
Cough so hard

Robitussin wanna find me


Cough Jokes,  Medicine Jokes,  Funny Baby Memes,  
    
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When I get a blocked nose I fully sit and think about times when my nose wasn't blocked and how I took it for granted
When I get a blocked nose I fully sit and think about times when my nose wasn't blocked and how I took it for granted

Memes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  Health Jokes,  
    
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Looking a million times worse than usual when you're sick and you have to go to school like
Looking a million times worse than usual when you're sick and you have to go to school like

Funny Quotes,  Ugly People Problems,  
    
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That awkward moment when you want to cough badly, but it's dead silent.
That awkward moment when you want to cough badly, but it's dead silent.

Relatable Posts,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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I do not look sick

And you do not look stupid..

..Looks can be deceiving!
I do not look sick

And you do not look stupid..

..Looks can be deceiving!


Funny Quotes,  Stupid Funny Quotes,  
    
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go suck on a used colostomy bag.
go suck on a used colostomy bag.

Funny Jokes,  Sick Disses,  
    
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That annoying thing your nose does When you have one side totally stopped up and then it switches to the other side. Ugh! No air flow.........
That annoying thing your nose does When you have one side totally stopped up and then it switches to the other side. Ugh! No air flow.........

Funny Ecards,  Good Nose Jokes,  Funny Nose Jokes,  
    
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My nose is the only part of me that's running these days.
My nose is the only part of me that's running these days.

Funny Ecards,  Jokes About Noses,  Funny Running Quotes,  
    
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you ignored my request for a cookie

i ignore your screams
you ignored my request for a cookie

i ignore your screams


Meme,  Disaster Girl Meme (theme),  Cookie Memes,  
    
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i love you, you love me

that's called bestiality
i love you, you love me

that's called bestiality


Barney Jokes,  Television Memes,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  
    
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I heard you feel weak, achy, and feverish..

The contents of this new impenetrable packaging will help with that.
I heard you feel weak, achy, and feverish..

The contents of this new impenetrable packaging will help with that.


Jokes About Being Sick,  Funny Advertisement  
    
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