Funny Silly Quotes

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If your not a gardener 

Your not a gangster
If your not a gardener

Your not a gangster


Funny Gardening Sayings,  Funny Gangsta Sayings,  Al Capone Jokes,  
    
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New Mexico

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Cleaner than regular Mexico


New Mexico Jokes,  Mexico Jokes,  Funny Clean Jokes,  
    
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I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance
I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance

Funny Jokes,  Retail Jokes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  
    
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i'm a little worried about being a .
i'm a little worried about being a .

King Of The Hill Jokes,  
    
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I always wanna say bye to the people on the elevator
I always wanna say bye to the people on the elevator

Funny Jokes,  Elevator Jokes,  Silly One Liners,  
    
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i'm stuck between getting married and becoming a pimp
i'm stuck between getting married and becoming a pimp

Funny Jokes,  Funny Marriage Sayings,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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an arm like a  rocket, a  like a burmese pytn, and the mind of a ing scientist.
an arm like a rocket, a like a burmese pytn, and the mind of a ing scientist.

Kenny Powers Meme,  Kenny Powers Meme,  
    
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I need to be able to trust you like I trust my eyebrow lady
I need to be able to trust you like I trust my eyebrow lady

Funny Jokes,  Eyebrow Jokes,  
    
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i cant stand tp. but if he started crotch cpping he'd probably win me over.
i cant stand tp. but if he started crotch cpping he'd probably win me over.

Funny Jokes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  Funny Political Joke,  
    
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'

Bob Newhart Jokes,  Country Music Jokes,  Country Jokes,  
    
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Patience

What you have when there are too many witnesses
Patience

What you have when there are too many witnesses


Funny Jokes,  Patience Jokes,  Crime Jokes,  
    
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*Finishes getting ready at the time I was supposed to be there*
*Finishes getting ready at the time I was supposed to be there*

Great Funny Quotes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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I want to be rebellious but I dont want to get in trouble
I want to be rebellious but I dont want to get in trouble

Funny Jokes,  Quotes Of The Day Funny,  Funniest Jokes Of 2015,  
    
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i heard what you did for a klon bar

call me
i heard what you did for a klon bar

call me


Memes,  
    
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The old me, and the new me are beefing.
The old me, and the new me are beefing.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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