Funny Single Quotes

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w the f*ck are you all finding the love of your life 5 times a year? i can't even find my other sock.
w the f*ck are you all finding the love of your life 5 times a year? i can't even find my other sock.

Memes,  Love Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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Mom can you come get me people are getting engaged
Mom can you come get me people are getting engaged

Memes,  Engagement Jokes,  
    
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Them: Who you kissing on new years?

Me: The floor when I pass df out
Them: Who you kissing on new years?

Me: The floor when I pass df out


Memes,  New Years One Liners,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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My future soulmate is out there somewhere, probably singing Baby Shark
My future soulmate is out there somewhere, probably singing Baby Shark

Memes,  Song Jokes,  Singing Jokes,  
    
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relationship status: 

my vibrator just asked for a day off
relationship status:

my vibrator just asked for a day off


Memes,  Relationship Status,  
    
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Im faithful when in a relationship but I'm a hoenother person when I'm single
Im faithful when in a relationship but I'm a hoenother person when I'm single

Memes,  
    
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Friends: You give the best relationship advice .. but you still single. How is that possible

Me: Coaches don't play
Friends: You give the best relationship advice .. but you still single. How is that possible

Me: Coaches don't play


Memes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  Jokes About Relationships,  
    
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Valentines Day approaching !!! What y'all getting ???

A snap from Team Snapchat
Valentines Day approaching !!! What y'all getting ???

A snap from Team Snapchat


Memes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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If you single in December, you ugly
If you single in December, you ugly

Memes,  December Jokes,  
    
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Me: I want a man

Man:

Me: Not you
Me: I want a man

Man:

Me: Not you


Memes,  Girls Be Like,  Kylie Jenner Meme,  
    
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How I'll sleep tonite knowing I didn't drop $$$ on a mediocre dinner at an overrated restaurant to celebrate a relationship that will likely end in a few months
How I'll sleep tonite knowing I didn't drop $$$ on a mediocre dinner at an overrated restaurant to celebrate a relationship that will likely end in a few months

Memes,  Petty Memes,  Anti Valentines Day Jokes,  
    
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w needs a boyfriend friend when your bank account goes down on you every day
w needs a boyfriend friend when your bank account goes down on you every day

Memes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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Parents: Why aren't you dating anyone yet?

Me:

I don't meet enough people where I'n like, "You're as great as me."
Parents: Why aren't you dating anyone yet?

Me:

I don't meet enough people where I'n like, "You're as great as me."


Memes,  Dating Questions,  
    
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I want someone who looks at me the same way Bill & Hillary look at balloons
I want someone who looks at me the same way Bill & Hillary look at balloons

Memes,  Balloon Jokes,  
    
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