Funny Single Quotes

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Mom can you come get me people are getting engaged
Mom can you come get me people are getting engaged

Memes,  Engagement Jokes,  
    
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Them: Who you kissing on new years?

Me: The floor when I pass df out
Them: Who you kissing on new years?

Me: The floor when I pass df out


Memes,  New Years One Liners,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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My future soulmate is out there somewhere, probably singing Baby Shark
My future soulmate is out there somewhere, probably singing Baby Shark

Memes,  Song Jokes,  Singing Jokes,  
    
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relationship status: 

my vibrator just asked for a day off
relationship status:

my vibrator just asked for a day off


Memes,  Relationship Status,  
    
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Im faithful when in a relationship but I'm a hoenother person when I'm single
Im faithful when in a relationship but I'm a hoenother person when I'm single

Memes,  
    
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Friends: You give the best relationship advice .. but you still single. How is that possible

Me: Coaches don't play
Friends: You give the best relationship advice .. but you still single. How is that possible

Me: Coaches don't play


Memes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  Jokes About Relationships,  
    
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Valentines Day approaching !!! What y'all getting ???

A snap from Team Snapchat
Valentines Day approaching !!! What y'all getting ???

A snap from Team Snapchat


Memes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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If you single in December, you ugly
If you single in December, you ugly

Memes,  December Jokes,  
    
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Me: I want a man

Man:

Me: Not you
Me: I want a man

Man:

Me: Not you


Memes,  Girls Be Like,  Kylie Jenner Meme,  
    
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How I'll sleep tonite knowing I didn't drop $$$ on a mediocre dinner at an overrated restaurant to celebrate a relationship that will likely end in a few months
How I'll sleep tonite knowing I didn't drop $$$ on a mediocre dinner at an overrated restaurant to celebrate a relationship that will likely end in a few months

Memes,  Petty Memes,  Anti Valentines Day Jokes,  
    
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w needs a boyfriend friend when your bank account goes down on you every day
w needs a boyfriend friend when your bank account goes down on you every day

Memes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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Parents: Why aren't you dating anyone yet?

Me:

I don't meet enough people where I'n like, "You're as great as me."
Parents: Why aren't you dating anyone yet?

Me:

I don't meet enough people where I'n like, "You're as great as me."


Memes,  Dating Questions,  
    
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I want someone who looks at me the same way Bill & Hillary look at balloons
I want someone who looks at me the same way Bill & Hillary look at balloons

Memes,  Balloon Jokes,  
    
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the red panda spends nearly all of its adult life alone, just like you, you ing loser
the red panda spends nearly all of its adult life alone, just like you, you ing loser

Memes,  Panda Bear Jokes,  
    
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