Funny Single Quotes

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How I'll sleep tonite knowing I didn't drop $$$ on a mediocre dinner at an overrated restaurant to celebrate a relationship that will likely end in a few months
How I'll sleep tonite knowing I didn't drop $$$ on a mediocre dinner at an overrated restaurant to celebrate a relationship that will likely end in a few months

Memes,  Petty Memes,  Anti Valentines Day Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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Parents: Why aren't you dating anyone yet? Me: I don't meet enough people where I'n like, "You're as great as me."
Parents: Why aren't you dating anyone yet?

Me:

I don't meet enough people where I'n like, "You're as great as me."

Memes,  Dating Questions,  
    
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I want someone who looks at me the same way Bill & Hillary look at balloons
I want someone who looks at me the same way Bill & Hillary look at balloons

Memes,  Balloon Jokes,  
    
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the red panda spends nearly all of its adult life alone, just like you, you ing loser
the red panda spends nearly all of its adult life alone, just like you, you ing loser

Memes,  Panda Bear Jokes,  
    
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Me in 20 years Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
Me in 20 years

Honey, I'm home!

Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

Memes,  House Jokes,  
    
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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah, imagination.
What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah, imagination.

Relatable Posts,  Crush Jokes,  
    
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"What's your plans for Valentines Day?" I might just sit at home and cry.
"What's your plans for Valentines Day?"

I might just sit at home and cry.

Memes,  Funny Valentines Day Pictures,  
    
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Valentine Day is coming Oh crap I forget to get a girlfriend again
Valentine Day is coming

Oh crap I forget to get a girlfriend again

Memes,  Funny Valentine Jokes,  Futurama Memes,  
    
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i wanna be in a relationship but everybody a e
i wanna be in a relationship but everybody a e

Funny Quotes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  
    
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I wish someone looked at me the way Brendan Dassey looks at nothing
I wish someone looked at me the way Brendan Dassey looks at nothing

Making A Murderer Meme,  Slow People Jokes,  
    
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Yes, I am single. No, I am not available.
Yes, I am single.

No, I am not available.

Funny Jokes,  Single Jokes,  
    
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My skin is clear because I don't have a man.
My skin is clear because I don't have a man.

Funny Jokes,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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Like if you thought you found the love of your life for the 5th time in the last 2 years
Like if you thought you found the love of your life for the 5th time in the last 2 years

Funny Jokes,  Funny Love Joke,  
    
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All I did this year was become more single
All I did this year was become more single

Funny Jokes,  Being Single Jokes,  
    
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