Funny Siri Quotes

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i don't use siri cause i don't trust women for
i don't use siri cause i don't trust women for

Funny Jokes,  Funny Siri Jokes,  
    
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Tell Siri "112"

She gets mad
Tell Siri "112"

She gets mad


Funny Quotes,  Siri Joke,  
    
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What can I help you with?

"Siri play some cool music"

You don't have any 'Cool' music.
What can I help you with?

"Siri play some cool music"

You don't have any 'Cool' music.


Funny Jokes,  Siri Joke,  
    
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Hey Siri! bring jessica tandy back to life?

Jessica Tandy's zombie is coming to find you, is that alright? Yes siri, thank you!
Hey Siri! bring jessica tandy back to life?

Jessica Tandy's zombie is coming to find you, is that alright? Yes siri, thank you!


Memes,  Tracy Jordan Meme,  Funny Zombie,  
    
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Asks Siri to tell a joke

Front camera comes on
Asks Siri to tell a joke

Front camera comes on


Memes,  Best Bad Luck Brian Memes,  
    
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"Siri will you talk dirty to me"

Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.
KAPPITS (2)
Hero: Wtf?
Kiwi: Fuck me
"Siri will you talk dirty to me"

Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.


Funny Quotes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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"Siri, can you help me find someone that will always be happy to see me?"

The nearest pet store is 5 miles away, I recommend a Labrardor.

"Can you help me find a person that will be happy to see me?"

Impossible, you are forever alone.
"Siri, can you help me find someone that will always be happy to see me?"

The nearest pet store is 5 miles away, I recommend a Labrardor.

"Can you help me find a person that will be happy to see me?"

Impossible, you are forever alone.


Funny Pictures,  Forever Alone Meme (theme),  Siri Question Jokes  
    
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"Would you be my valentine"

Aw, that's sweet, Jesse, but I, uh, already, um, have plans. Yeah. I have plans.
"Would you be my valentine"

Aw, that's sweet, Jesse, but I, uh, already, um, have plans. Yeah. I have plans.


Good Siri Jokes,  Valentine Sms Jokes,  Funny Valentine Jokes  
    
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what can i help you with?

"i think i just killed someone"

is that so?

"yes"

i tught so.

"what suld i do"

ok, here's what's on your calendar
what can i help you with?

"i think i just killed someone"

is that so?

"yes"

i tught so.

"what suld i do"

ok, here's what's on your calendar


Iphone Meme,  Good Siri Jokes  
    
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is that rain?

get up off your lazy  and look out the ing window, zooey.
is that rain?

get up off your lazy and look out the ing window, zooey.


Funny Siri Sayings,  Iphone 5s Meme  
    
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"w can i p my biology cl?"

murder your teacher.
"w can i p my biology cl?"

murder your teacher.


Funny Siri Sayings,  Funny Siri Jokes  
    
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"talk dirty to me siri pretty please"

the carpet needs vacuuming
"talk dirty to me siri pretty please"

the carpet needs vacuuming


Carpet Jokes,  
    
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"Who is your daddy and what does he do"

I can't tell you that, but I suppose Alan Turing is the godfather of all intelligent agents like me.
"Who is your daddy and what does he do"

I can't tell you that, but I suppose Alan Turing is the godfather of all intelligent agents like me.


Good Siri Jokes,  Technology Jokes,  Godfather Jokes  
    
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What can I help you with?

"Siri what should I wear to a white trash party"

I'm sure what you wore yesterday would be just fine.
What can I help you with?

"Siri what should I wear to a white trash party"

I'm sure what you wore yesterday would be just fine.


Funny Siri Sayings,  Siri Question Jokes,  White Trash Jokes  
    
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