Funny Siri Sayings

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Funny Quotes,  Jokes To Ask Siri,  
    
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"suck my "

i'd blush if i could.
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"suck my "

i'd blush if i could.


Funny Quotes,  
    
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"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck a woodchuck could chuck wood"

Well, since a 'woodchuck' is really a groundhog, the correct question would be:

How many pounds in a groundhog's mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds?
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck a woodchuck could chuck wood"

Well, since a 'woodchuck' is really a groundhog, the correct question would be:

How many pounds in a groundhog's mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds?


Funny Quotes,  English Tongue Twisters,  Tongue Twisters Woodchuck,  
    
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"Mae me a sandwich"

I'm not permitted to prepare food.
"Mae me a sandwich"

I'm not permitted to prepare food.


Jokes To Ask Siri,  Question And Answer Jokes For Kids  
    
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"Why did apple make you"

For one reason only: to make your life easier, and more fun (I guess that's two reasons, huh?
"Why did apple make you"

For one reason only: to make your life easier, and more fun (I guess that's two reasons, huh?


Funny Siri Jokes,  Iphone 5 Jokes  
    
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"Siri, I think I might have bronchitis" 

Ashley, ain't nobody got time for that
"Siri, I think I might have bronchitis"

Ashley, ain't nobody got time for that


Iphone Jokes,  Funny Answers To Questions  
    
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"Siri, I am crying" 

Why are you crying?

"Because I am stupid"

That is not the reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
"Siri, I am crying"

Why are you crying?

"Because I am stupid"

That is not the reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.


Iphone 5 Jokes,  Stupid People Quotes  
    
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is that rain?

get up off your lazy  and look out the ing window, zooey.
is that rain?

get up off your lazy and look out the ing window, zooey.


Funny Siri Quotes,  Iphone 5s Meme  
    
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"suck my ."

ask nice, now.
"suck my ."

ask nice, now.


Good Siri Jokes  
    
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"w can i p my biology cl?"

murder your teacher.
"w can i p my biology cl?"

murder your teacher.


Funny Siri Quotes,  Funny Siri Jokes  
    
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"I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day."

I'll see if any restaurants have a table for one.

"No, I need a reservation for two." 

Why? Is your mother in town? 

Well played, Siri, well played
"I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day."

I'll see if any restaurants have a table for one.

"No, I need a reservation for two."

Why? Is your mother in town?

Well played, Siri, well played


Siri Jokes List,  Funny Siri Jokes,  Funny Valentines Day Images  
    
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What can I help you with?

"Siri what should I wear to a white trash party"

I'm sure what you wore yesterday would be just fine.
What can I help you with?

"Siri what should I wear to a white trash party"

I'm sure what you wore yesterday would be just fine.


Funny Siri Quotes,  Siri Question Jokes,  White Trash Jokes  
    
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