Funny Skinny Jokes

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There are as many Funny Skinny Jokes out here as much as there are fat jokes. But it is a fine line between being thin, and too thin, and make no mistake, skinny people get roasted regularly! We at Kappit have compiled everything from hilarious photos of skinny people, quotes and memes, to classic one liners, and the famed 'yo mama so skinny' jokes, all with clever punch lines that will have your boney sides hurting in a bout of uncontrollable laughter.

After hearing these clever jokes you will be more skinny than a toothpick, because you will definitely laugh your butt of! Share funny skinny jokes with your closest friends today and spread the love by liking and commenting on your favorites as well!
I feel this on a spiritual level

I am a thin girl with fat girl problems
I feel this on a spiritual level

I am a thin girl with fat girl problems


Memes,  Skinny Jokes For Girls,  Skinny Girl Jokes,  
    
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"Omg ur so skinny did u lose weight?"

Me:
"Omg ur so skinny did u lose weight?"

Me:


Memes,  Pig Humor,  
    
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when you skip a meal and feel skinny af
when you skip a meal and feel skinny af

Funny Skeleton Images,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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don't nobody live in the past like a fat  that use to be skinny
don't nobody live in the past like a fat that use to be skinny

Fat Girl Jokes,  Funny Fat Girl,  
    
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When you see skinny people eat anything they want and not gain weight
When you see skinny people eat anything they want and not gain weight

Jokes About Skinny People,  Funny Skinny People Jokes,  
    
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this is w i imagine my skinny friends having sex
this is w i imagine my skinny friends having sex

Memes,  Skinny Person Jokes,  
    
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abs on a skinny guy is like s on a fat girl

it doesn't count
abs on a skinny guy is like s on a fat girl

it doesn't count


Memes,  Body Jokes,  Fat Girl Jokes,  
    
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 looked he played 1 on 1 for his soul and lost lmaooo
looked he played 1 on 1 for his soul and lost lmaooo

Memes,  Soul Jokes,  Jokes Basketball,  
    
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You tell me that I'm too skinny, and I should eat more. Well, I think you're fat, should eat less, and should wear clothes that fit.
You tell me that I'm too skinny, and I should eat more. Well, I think you're fat, should eat less, and should wear clothes that fit.

Funny Ecards,  Fatty And Skinny Jokes,  Skinny Person Jokes,  
    
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I've been dieting ALL morning. Am I skinny yet??
I've been dieting ALL morning. Am I skinny yet??


Dieting Jokes,  New Funny Ecards  
    
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What I lack in skinniness, I make up for in awesomeness.
What I lack in skinniness, I make up for in awesomeness.


Ecard Humor,  Encouragement Ecards  
    
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Go on a diet they said

You will be sexy they said
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Skinny D: Slim
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Go on a diet they said

You will be sexy they said


Diet Jokes,  Skinny Guy Jokes,  Diet Humor,  
    
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You're skinny and have abs

Tell me more about how much you workout
You're skinny and have abs

Tell me more about how much you workout


Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  Workout Jokes,  Sarcastic Humor,  
    
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having abs because you are skinny

....is like having big boobs because you're fat
having abs because you are skinny

....is like having big boobs because you're fat


Fat And Skinny Jokes,  
    
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Q:What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?


A:A quater-pounder with cheese.


Anorexia Jokes,  Hilarious Jokes,  
    
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