Funny Skinny People Jokes

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When your skinny friends are "full" but you're still eating
When your skinny friends are "full" but you're still eating

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My skinny friend told me that sometimes she "forgets" to eat! 

Is that possible? 

Well the next time I bump into her I'm going to lick her face in case it's contagious.
My skinny friend told me that sometimes she "forgets" to eat!

Is that possible?

Well the next time I bump into her I'm going to lick her face in case it's contagious.


Funny Jokes,  Aunty Acid,  
    
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, when she leans against a wall, she looks like a crack.

Your Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Yo Mamma Disses,  Wall Jokes,  
    
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses Chapstick as a body moisturizer.

Your Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Yo Mamma,  Body Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you

You won't turn fat if you eat one cookie
What if I told you

You won't turn fat if you eat one cookie


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Eating Disorder Jokes,  Jokes For Skinny People  
    
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i hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. , just shut up and eat that sandwich.
i hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. , just shut up and eat that sandwich.


Funny Eating Jokes,  Sandwich Puns,  Hate Jokes,  
    
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Kissing Jokes,  Skinny Jokes,  So Skinny Jokes,  
    
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Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.


Yo Mama Jokes,  Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Funny Skinny Jokes  
    
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Funny Skinny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Yo Mama Jokes  
    
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Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.


Funny Skinny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Yo Mama Jokes  
    
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Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.

Funny Skinny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Yo Mama Jokes  
    
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Yo mama so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.


Yo Mama Jokes,  Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Funny Skinny Jokes  
    
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Yo mama so skinny, she could dive through a fence

Yo Mama Jokes,  Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Funny Skinny Jokes  
    
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Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.

Funny Skinny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Yo Mama Jokes  
    
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