Funny Sleep Quotes

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How I sleep knowing that I'm sleeping and I ain't slept since the last time I slept so now I'm sleeping and I'm just happy to be asleep
How I sleep knowing that I'm sleeping and I ain't slept since the last time I slept so now I'm sleeping and I'm just happy to be asleep

Memes,  Tired Meme,  
    
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sleep

the place of wet dreams
sleep

the place of wet dreams


Sleeping Jokes,  Wet Dream Jokes,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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''The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.''
''The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.''

Possum Jokes,  Sleep Jokes,  
    
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i sleep so peacefully at night knowing 

my  not stupid
i sleep so peacefully at night knowing

my not stupid


Memes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  
    
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i'm a ing animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 urs a day.
i'm a ing animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 urs a day.

Funny Jokes,  Koala Bear Jokes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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Falling asleep? 

Let me play you the song if my people!
Falling asleep?

Let me play you the song if my people!


Lightning Jokes,  Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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HOW am I expected to go to school when I wake up the same time that it ends
HOW am I expected to go to school when I wake up the same time that it ends

Funny High School Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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I love sleeping, you dont spend any money and you dont miss anyone
I love sleeping, you dont spend any money and you dont miss anyone

Funny Jokes,  Money Jokes,  Sleeping Jokes,  
    
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the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like "aw  i'm dying" but then woke up urs later and was like aw yeah that's the
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like "aw i'm dying" but then woke up urs later and was like aw yeah that's the

Funny Jokes,  Sleep Jokes,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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i got 99 problems but i'm going to take a nap and ignore them all
i got 99 problems but i'm going to take a nap and ignore them all

Funny Jokes,  Nap Jokes,  Funny Tweets,  
    
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I can send you a text at 12:04 & be asleep by 12:05
I can send you a text at 12:04 & be asleep by 12:05

Funny Jokes,  Text Jokes Funny,  Sleep Jokes,  
    
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It doesn't matter if I sleep 2 hours or 13 hours I will still be tired the next day
It doesn't matter if I sleep 2 hours or 13 hours I will still be tired the next day

Funny Jokes,  Sleep Jokes,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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i'm not always a .

sometimes i sleep.
i'm not always a .

sometimes i sleep.


Memes,  
    
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Here's the game plan

I'm going to hit snooze and then in exactly 7 1/2 minutes I'm going to hit snooze again and then again in 5 minutes and then I'm turning it off and going back to sleep
Here's the game plan

I'm going to hit snooze and then in exactly 7 1/2 minutes I'm going to hit snooze again and then again in 5 minutes and then I'm turning it off and going back to sleep


Memes,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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Can I sleep for 6 years and wake up with a degree and a mansion????
Can I sleep for 6 years and wake up with a degree and a mansion????

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes And Sayings,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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