Funny Sleep Sayings

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The best nap is the one you take after being out in the sun & the pool all day & you've showered all the sunscreen off & you don't need any blankets cause your sunburn is keepin' ya warm & you know you're gonna wake up just before it's time for dinner 

That is the nap
The best nap is the one you take after being out in the sun & the pool all day & you've showered all the sunscreen off & you don't need any blankets cause your sunburn is keepin' ya warm & you know you're gonna wake up just before it's time for dinner

That is the nap


Meme,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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It's hella weird how everyone sleeps differently, like I sleep on my side, my ex sleeps with everyone, and y'all sleep on me
It's hella weird how everyone sleeps differently, like I sleep on my side, my ex sleeps with everyone, and y'all sleep on me

Memes,  Sleeping Puns,  
    
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Would you rather be fired on text message

Text me so I can go back to sleep
Would you rather be fired on text message

Text me so I can go back to sleep


Memes,  Fired Jokes,  Text Humor,  
    
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Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom


Getting full 8 hours of sleep
Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom


Getting full 8 hours of sleep


Memes,  Bed And Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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I gotta sleep early tonight..

I need a ton of sleep

Me at 3:47am
I gotta sleep early tonight..

I need a ton of sleep

Me at 3:47am


Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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"All you do is nap"

First of all, I'm going back to sleep
"All you do is nap"

First of all, I'm going back to sleep


Memes,  First Of All Meme,  
    
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I was told there would be

An extra hour sleep
I was told there would be

An extra hour sleep


Memes,  Daylight Savings Time Memes,  
    
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"I'm so tired I'm going to bed early tonight"

*Me at 3 am*
"I'm so tired I'm going to bed early tonight"

*Me at 3 am*


Memes,  Cell Phone Addiction,  
    
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Stop trying to make sleep happen

It's never going to happen
Stop trying to make sleep happen

It's never going to happen


Memes,  Regina George Meme,  
    
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'I'm hanging off the bed yo scoot over a little'

Her:
'I'm hanging off the bed yo scoot over a little'

Her:


Memes,  Bed Joke,  
    
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When your boyfriend falls asleep too early

"Why are you sleeping?"
When your boyfriend falls asleep too early

"Why are you sleeping?"



Memes,  Finding Nemo Memes,  
    
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Thowback to my last decent night of sleep
Thowback to my last decent night of sleep

Memes,  Funny Captioned Pictures,  
    
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Sleep all night cuz you work all day, no one cares.

Sleep all day cuz you work all night, everyone loses their minds
Sleep all night cuz you work all day, no one cares.

Sleep all day cuz you work all night, everyone loses their minds


Memes,  Funny Sleeping Quotes,  Everyone Loses Their Minds,  
    
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Its a fact that tall people sleep longer in bed.
Its a fact that tall people sleep longer in bed.

Tall People Insults,  Bed Joke,  
    
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when my kids are teenagers i'ma be like

i didn't get no ing sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gonna get no sleep cause of me!
when my kids are teenagers i'ma be like

i didn't get no ing sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gonna get no sleep cause of me!


Memes,  Funny Witty Quotes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  
    
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