Funny Sleeping Quotes

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'I'm hangin off the bed yo scoot over a little'

Her:
'I'm hangin off the bed yo scoot over a little'

Her:


Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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This year for Halloween I'm going to be sleeping beauty.

You can find me asleep, at home.
This year for Halloween I'm going to be sleeping beauty.

You can find me asleep, at home.


Memes,  Halloween Humor,  Funny Halloween Quotes,  
    
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Sleep all night cuz you work all day, no one cares.

Sleep all day cuz you work all night, everyone loses their minds
Sleep all night cuz you work all day, no one cares.

Sleep all day cuz you work all night, everyone loses their minds


Memes,  Everyone Loses Their Minds,  
    
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him : "what you got on?.. "

her : "nothing, i like to sleep na... "
him : "what you got on?.. "

her : "nothing, i like to sleep na... "


Call Ended Meme (theme),  Naked Jokes,  
    
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Me right now

I never want to leave this bed.
Me right now

I never want to leave this bed.


Memes,  Homer Simpson Jokes,  Tired Meme,  
    
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According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.

Because of sleep apnea?

Because her hands will be around my throat.
According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.

Because of sleep apnea?

Because her hands will be around my throat.


Sleep Humor,  Husband Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Relationship status: Slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold.
Relationship status: Slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold.

Memes,  Lazy Meme,  Funny Relationship Status,  
    
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99% of the reason why I can't sleep at night is because I can't put my phone down

Funny Jokes,  Going To Bed Jokes,  
    
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"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes..."
"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes..."

Mobster Jokes,  Fish Puns,  Sleep Puns,  
    
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I wish my job was sleeping
I wish my job was sleeping

Job Jokes,  Winnie The Pooh Jokes,  
    
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Nooooo, I don't want to wake up

Leave me alone, let me sleep!
Nooooo, I don't want to wake up

Leave me alone, let me sleep!


Waking Up Jokes,  German Shepherd Jokes,  
    
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anyone w sleeps with their door open is asking for demons
anyone w sleeps with their door open is asking for demons

Funny Jokes,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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When bae falls asleep too early

Why are you sleeping?!
When bae falls asleep too early

Why are you sleeping?!


Memes,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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i would make a great dog. not to brag but i'm like really good at eating sleeping and in
i would make a great dog. not to brag but i'm like really good at eating sleeping and in

Funny Jokes,  
    
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sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent.
sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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