Funny Sleeping Quotes

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People out here really sleeping with socks on
People out here really sleeping with socks on

Memes,  Sleep Humor,  Socks Jokes,  
    
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Real struggle is

lying in bed

wondering if it's worth it

to get up and pee.
Real struggle is

lying in bed

wondering if it's worth it

to get up and pee.


Memes,  Pee Jokes,  
    
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Not sure if Im getting an extra hour of sleep

Or an extra hour to stay up late
Not sure if Im getting an extra hour of sleep

Or an extra hour to stay up late


Memes,  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  Daylight Savings Meme,  
    
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*Wakes up from nap*

Someone: "Damn. You take to many naps"

Me: "You done? Cause I'm about to take another nap"
*Wakes up from nap*

Someone: "Damn. You take to many naps"

Me: "You done? Cause I'm about to take another nap"


Memes,  Nap Meme,  
    
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"Wanna hangout this summer??"

"I can't wait to see you!"

"When are yo free?"

Me:

I have to rest for twenty hours a day,
"Wanna hangout this summer??"

"I can't wait to see you!"

"When are yo free?"

Me:

I have to rest for twenty hours a day,


Memes,  Introvert Meme,  
    
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'I'm hangin off the bed yo scoot over a little'

Her:
'I'm hangin off the bed yo scoot over a little'

Her:


Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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This year for Halloween I'm going to be sleeping beauty.

You can find me asleep, at home.
This year for Halloween I'm going to be sleeping beauty.

You can find me asleep, at home.


Memes,  Halloween Humor,  Funny Halloween Quotes,  
    
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Sleep all night cuz you work all day, no one cares.

Sleep all day cuz you work all night, everyone loses their minds
Sleep all night cuz you work all day, no one cares.

Sleep all day cuz you work all night, everyone loses their minds


Memes,  Everyone Loses Their Minds,  
    
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him : "what you got on?.. "

her : "nothing, i like to sleep na... "
him : "what you got on?.. "

her : "nothing, i like to sleep na... "


Call Ended Meme (theme),  Naked Jokes,  
    
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Me right now

I never want to leave this bed.
Me right now

I never want to leave this bed.


Memes,  Homer Simpson Jokes,  Tired Meme,  
    
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According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.

Because of sleep apnea?

Because her hands will be around my throat.
According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.

Because of sleep apnea?

Because her hands will be around my throat.


Sleep Humor,  Husband Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Relationship status: Slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold.
Relationship status: Slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold.

Memes,  Lazy Meme,  Funny Relationship Status,  
    
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99% of the reason why I can't sleep at night is because I can't put my phone down
99% of the reason why I can't sleep at night is because I can't put my phone down

Funny Jokes,  Going To Bed Jokes,  
    
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"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes..."
"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes..."

Mobster Jokes,  Fish Puns,  Sleep Puns,  
    
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I wish my job was sleeping
I wish my job was sleeping

Job Jokes,  Winnie The Pooh Jokes,  
    
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