Funny Smart Sayings

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"According to my itemized cost analysis and fiduciary forecast, if expenditures continue to outpace earnings, insolvency is a foregone conclusion. My advice is, sell the cats."
"According to my itemized cost analysis and fiduciary forecast, if expenditures continue to outpace earnings, insolvency is a foregone conclusion. My advice is, sell the cats."

Accounting Humor,  Funny Jokes Of Cats,  Funny Words Of Advice,  
    
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Rainforest is a humid biome with lots of rain, plant and animal species I hate both the temperate and tropical versions even though they vary in location and temperature
Rainforest is a humid biome with lots of rain, plant and animal species

I hate both the temperate and tropical versions even though they vary in location and temperature

Memes,  Rainforest Jokes,  Funny Grumpy Cat,  
    
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brains are the new s.
brains are the new s.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes For Women,  
    
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"Smart has the plans stupid has the stories."
"Smart has the plans stupid has the stories."

Funny Quotes,  Smart Jokes,  Stupid Sayings,  
    
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Work smart, not hard.
Work smart, not hard.

Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  Leaves Jokes,  
    
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do i give fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium and sulfur? let me sw you w much of this i give.
do i give fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium and sulfur?

let me sw you w much of this i give.

Memes,  Sulfur Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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That's right, four eyes! You're nothing without me! While I'm an essential part of any protein, even yours, you're still a so-so professor with no chance of tenure! Hahaha A mean o' acid
That's right, four eyes! You're nothing without me! While I'm an essential part of any protein, even yours, you're still a so-so professor with no chance of tenure! Hahaha

A mean o' acid

Funny Jokes,  Funny Scientific Facts,  Funny Science Comics,  
    
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I'm smarter than you're.
I'm smarter than you're.

Memes,  Grammar Fail,  Lol Comedy,  
    
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am i the only one around here w understands that global warming still exists even tugh it's cold outside?
am i the only one around here

w understands that global warming still exists even tugh it's cold outside?

Memes,  World Jokes,  
    
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Let,s watch the Black Friday death toll on the news while we shop online.
Let,s watch the Black Friday death toll on the news while we shop online.

Funny Ecards,  Black Friday Funny Quotes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Higher Math Oh my God. Thomas, I finally did it. Did what? Using the principles of multi-variable calculus and theo-rhetical geometry, Ive just drawn a diagram in the next highest dimension! Our brains havent even developed the spacial reasoning to comprehend it! Here, look! ::Pop::
Higher Math

Oh my God. Thomas, I finally did it.

Did what?

Using the principles of multi-variable calculus and theo-rhetical geometry, Ive just drawn a diagram in the next highest dimension!

Our brains havent even developed the spacial reasoning to comprehend it!

Here, look!

::Pop::

Funny Jokes,  Calculus Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is to play dumb.
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is to play dumb.

Relatable Posts,  Smart Jokes,  
    
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I am just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
I am just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Statements,  
    
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I'm not a nerd I'm just smarter than you
I'm not a nerd I'm just smarter than you

Funny Jokes,  Nerds Jokes,  Funny Nerd Quotes,  
    
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Once you already know wassup be smart and play dumb.
Once you already know wassup be smart and play dumb.

Funny Jokes,  Real Jokes,  
    
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