Funny Sms And Jokes

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i go on instagram to look at girls

seriously t..
i go on instagram to look at girls

seriously t..


Funny Quotes,  Instagram Picture Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Post On Instagram,  
    
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Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend, just as I've done. 

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special.
Today is International Disturbed People's Day!
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend, just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special.


Funny Jokes,  Brutal Insults,  List Of Insults,  
    
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the ugliest bishes have the most to say! e shut up and concentrate on which filter you gone use on that ugly  selfie you just took
the ugliest bishes have the most to say! e shut up and concentrate on which filter you gone use on that ugly selfie you just took

Funny Quotes,  Ghetto Disses,  Great Sms Jokes,  
    
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11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight

3 am: lol
11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight

3 am: lol


Relatable Posts,  True Jokes,  Night Time Jokes,  
    
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you need to move on and forget about me...

w am i supposed to forget you when everytime i go outside i see things that remind me of you like garbage bins and dog
you need to move on and forget about me...

w am i supposed to forget you when everytime i go outside i see things that remind me of you like garbage bins and dog


Funny Pictures,  Poop Puns,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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Hey baby I'm just chillin if you wanna come over..

She gave you the wrong number brotha
Hey baby I'm just chillin if you wanna come over..

She gave you the wrong number brotha


Memes,  Picture Sms Jokes,  
    
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When you're dead but realize you don't have a password on your phone
When you're dead but realize you don't have a password on your phone

Funny Pictures,  Dead Person Jokes,  
    
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She texted me: "Your adorable." 

I replied: "No. YOU'RE adorable." 

Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo.
She texted me: "Your adorable."

I replied: "No. YOU'RE adorable."

Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo.


Funny Jokes,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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tts be like

i wanna go to to benny nda! 

i want you to go back to scol
tts be like

i wanna go to to benny nda!

i want you to go back to scol


Funny Jokes,  Thots Be Like,  Stupid Sayings,  
    
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I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I would drink it.
I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I would drink it.

Relatable Posts,  Hate You Jokes,  
    
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When someone you're texting says, 'BRB going to shower', you immediately think of them naked.
When someone you're texting says, 'BRB going to shower', you immediately think of them naked.

Relatable Posts,  Sms Jokes 2014,  
    
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That annoying moment when you are almost finished with your food and dropped the last good piece.
That annoying moment when you are almost finished with your food and dropped the last good piece.

Relatable Posts,  That Moment When Meme,  Food,  
    
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Cashier: Have a nice day. Me: Don't tell me what to do!
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✋👐: It cost $0.00 to cut you off and I LOVE free shit
Cashier: Have a nice day. Me: Don't tell me what to do!

Relatable Posts,  Good Mean Jokes,  
    
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Deleting one 'ha' from from your 'hahahahaha' because you feel like it's too much.
Deleting one 'ha' from from your 'hahahahaha' because you feel like it's too much.

Relatable Posts,  Hahaha,  Typing Jokes,  
    
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