Funny Soccer Quotes

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The only way you can stop Messi is by pausing the video
The only way you can stop Messi is by pausing the video

Lionel Messi Jokes,  Video Jokes,  
    
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q: what do you call a ecuadorean player in the world cup final? 

a: referee!
q: what do you call a ecuadorean player in the world cup final?

a: referee!


Referee Jokes,  Ecuador Jokes,  
    
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Dexterity

Getit over 20 and you can do all kinds of crazy stuff
Dexterity

Getit over 20 and you can do all kinds of crazy stuff


Peter Crouch Meme,  Funny Soccer Meme,  
    
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So you are telling me.......

That you love stoke city more than I do........No way lady!!!!!
So you are telling me.......

That you love stoke city more than I do........No way lady!!!!!


Skeptical Third World Kid (theme),  Stoke City Jokes,  
    
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Q: What is the new Guatemalan official cologne creating a lot of buzz? 

A: You wear it and the other guy scores.
Q: What is the new Guatemalan official cologne creating a lot of buzz?

A: You wear it and the other guy scores.


Guatemala Jokes,  Sports Insults,  Sports Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Attack till me die

Pass till we die

Defend till we die

Pass to Ronaldo
Attack till me die

Pass till we die

Defend till we die

Pass to Ronaldo


Funny Soccer Sayings,  Soccer Puns,  
    
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A defender's face

When they see Messi coming
A defender's face

When they see Messi coming


Funny Soccer,  Soccer Meme,  Lionel Messi Jokes,  
    
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Hey! 

Macarena
Hey!

Macarena


Soccer Puns,  Sports Meme,  
    
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Mom!!

Rooney got injured I'm in
Mom!!

Rooney got injured I'm in


Soccer Puns,  Funny Soccer,  Funny Sports Quotes,  
    
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Invisible toilet
Invisible toilet

Soccer Puns,  Funny Soccer Meme,  
    
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dudes she has a boyfriend

so? soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score
dudes she has a boyfriend

so? soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score


Soccer Puns,  Funny Soccer Sayings,  
    
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Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world.

That is the ultimate salute to my life
Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world.

That is the ultimate salute to my life


Memes,  Pele Jokes,  
    
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Is Pele able to play?

Really tho?
Is Pele able to play?

Really tho?


Memes,  Pele Jokes,  Kevin Hart Jokes,  
    
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