Funny Soccer Sayings

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Have you ever sat down to watch a few Sportscenter highlights and then you hear the announcer say. “He has been able to stop a lot of balls that have been on target today”? Now, I am not a big fan of soccer but the cheap sexual comedy you can get from the highlights make up for it for me. It’s even more comical when you are watching women’s soccer and they say “they don’t even have their best ball handler on the field” I’m like oh? Lol.

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Attack till me die

Pass till we die

Defend till we die

Pass to Ronaldo
Attack till me die

Pass till we die

Defend till we die

Pass to Ronaldo


Funny Soccer Quotes,  Soccer Puns,  
    
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dudes she has a boyfriend

so? soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score
dudes she has a boyfriend

so? soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score


Soccer Puns,  
    
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This is me

Not caring about the FIFA World Cup
This is me

Not caring about the FIFA World Cup


Memes,  This Is Me Not Caring,  World Cup Jokes,  
    
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Goals?

Nah, I don't feel like it.
Goals?

Nah, I don't feel like it.


Memes,  Fernando Torres Jokes,  Funny Sports Sayings,  
    
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Hey, hey Luis

David Moyes
Hey, hey Luis

David Moyes


Funny Jokes,  David Moyes Jokes,  Luis Suarez Jokes,  
    
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No Robin, you can't go back to Arsenal. 

Now go get your crutches
No Robin, you can't go back to Arsenal.

Now go get your crutches


Memes,  David Moyes Meme,  
    
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He bites who he wants

Luis Suarez
He bites who he wants
He bites who he wants

Luis Suarez
He bites who he wants


Memes,  Luis Suarez Jokes,  
    
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I'm just like the postman

I don't deliver on sundays!
I'm just like the postman

I don't deliver on sundays!


Memes,  Mario Balotelli Jokes,  Soccer Memes,  
    
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*When you score against a really good goalie*

Yeah

Baby
*When you score against a really good goalie*

Yeah

Baby


Memes,  Austin Powers Jokes  
    
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dad, i'd love to spend father's day hearing why you think soccer is .
dad, i'd love to spend father's day hearing why you think soccer is .

Funny Ecards,  Fathers Day Ecards,  Fathers Day Quotes Funny,  
    
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oh you're mexican?

you must be amazing at soccer.
oh you're mexican?

you must be amazing at soccer.


Meme,  Mexican Stereotype Jokes,  Racist Mexicans Jokes,  
    
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mexican word of the day

soccer

my ruca was talking too much  that i wanted to soccer in the face.
mexican word of the day

soccer

my ruca was talking too much that i wanted to soccer in the face.


Meme,  
    
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Goalie

If your job is defending the goal, dont waste time getting hit in the face
Goalie

If your job is defending the goal, dont waste time getting hit in the face


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Sports Posters,  The Best Joke Ever  
    
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Whats the difference between the Netherlands and an "i"?

The "i" has a point.
Whats the difference between the Netherlands and an "i"?

The "i" has a point.


Memes,  Netherlands Jokes,  Troll Face Text,  
    
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Why do soccer plays have so much trouble eating popcorn balls?

Because they can't use their hands.


Soccer Jokes,  Super Funny Jokes For Kids  
    
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