Have you ever sat down to watch a few Sportscenter highlights and then you hear the announcer say. “He has been able to stop a lot of balls that have been on target today”? Now, I am not a big fan of soccer but the cheap sexual comedy you can get from the highlights make up for it for me. It’s even more comical when you are watching women’s soccer and they say “they don’t even have their best ball handler on the field” I’m like oh? Lol.
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