Funny Song Quotes

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"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort...hahaha what's up snowflake my name's Jamal"
"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort...hahaha what's up snowflake my name's Jamal"

Memes,  Funny Pick Up Lines,  
    
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when i can't fall asleep

just beat it
when i can't fall asleep

just beat it


Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  Michael Jackson Jokes Dirty,  
    
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Arms weak
Paws are sweaty
Masters home
Hair spaghetti
Arms weak
Paws are sweaty
Masters home
Hair spaghetti


Memes,  Funny Food Images,  
    
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when bae think this  is ever over

" i said, we belong togetherrrrrrrrrrr"
when bae think this is ever over

" i said, we belong togetherrrrrrrrrrr"


Memes,  Mariah Carey Jokes,  Funny Break Up Sayings,  
    
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w ret the dogs out!

yum yum yum!
w ret the dogs out!

yum yum yum!


Memes,  Funny Racist Jokes Asian People,  
    
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From what I heard she got a baby by Buster...
From what I heard she got a baby by Buster...

Memes,  Funny Kanye West Quotes,  Funny Rap Lyrics,  
    
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Employer: Can u stop quoting Journey during our interview 

Me: Ok

Employer: So tell me a little about yourself

Me: I'm just a small town girl-

Employer: Get out
Employer: Can u stop quoting Journey during our interview

Me: Ok

Employer: So tell me a little about yourself

Me: I'm just a small town girl-

Employer: Get out


Memes,  Interview Jokes,  
    
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Melania: My early years, in West Philadelphia born and raised

Interviewer: Wait, is that Fresh Prince theme song?

Melania: What? No

Interviewer: Sorry, go on

Melania: on a playground I spent most of my days

Interviewer: Get out
Melania: My early years, in West Philadelphia born and raised

Interviewer: Wait, is that Fresh Prince theme song?

Melania: What? No

Interviewer: Sorry, go on

Melania: on a playground I spent most of my days

Interviewer: Get out


Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  Fresh Prince Jokes,  
    
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I can make the bad guys good for a weekend

Really?
I can make the bad guys good for a weekend

Really?


Memes,  Loki Meme,  
    
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Buddahcris

When I ohm you ohm

Just like that?
Buddahcris

When I ohm you ohm

Just like that?


Memes,  Rapper Puns,  
    
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" And I just un-followed Angela Simmons "
" And I just un-followed Angela Simmons "

Memes,  Pregnant Woman Jokes,  Funny Rap Song Lyrics,  
    
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I've been drinkin',

Watermelon.
I've been drinkin',

Watermelon.


Watermelon Puns,  Beyonce Jokes,  Funny Lyrics,  
    
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"Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom..."
"Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom..."

Memes,  Funny Justin Bieber,  
    
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When your crush likes a picture of you

When you ready come and get it.
When your crush likes a picture of you

When you ready come and get it.


Memes,  Crush Meme,  Social Media Meme,  
    
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"Y'all haters corny wi that debt after college mess...."

Bernie
"Y'all haters corny wi that debt after college mess...."

Bernie


Memes,  Bernie Sanders Meme,  
    
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