Funny Song Quotes

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"My daddy Minnesota, mama from North Dakota, you mix that Starbucks with that mayo make a Trump supportaaaa,"
"My daddy Minnesota, mama from North Dakota, you mix that Starbucks with that mayo make a Trump supportaaaa,"

Memes,  Jokes About Taylor Swift,  Beyonce Memes,  
    
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Nobody: Me: I got the horses in the back
Nobody:

Me: I got the horses in the back

Memes,  Jokes About Horses,  Song Jokes,  
    
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Instead of checking IDs at bars, bouncers need to start doing fill-in-the-blank quizzes. "When the pimp's at the crib ma __" "When the pigs try to get at you __" If you can't answer, you're too young to get in.
Instead of checking IDs at bars, bouncers need to start doing fill-in-the-blank quizzes.

"When the pimp's at the crib ma __"

"When the pigs try to get at you __"

If you can't answer, you're too young to get in.

Memes,  Funny Bar Jokes,  Funny Rap Song Lyrics,  
    
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Hi I'm Junie B Jones and the B stands for "Big Birkin Bag hold five, six figures".
Hi I'm Junie B Jones and the B stands for "Big Birkin Bag hold five, six figures".

Memes,  Book Jokes,  
    
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"On the third day, Jesus ain't dance. he ain't pulled up his pants, but he moved that rock away!
"On the third day, Jesus ain't dance. he ain't pulled up his pants, but he moved that rock away!

Memes,  Preacher Jokes,  
    
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Making my downtown, spinning fast, about to kick North Carolina's ass.
Making my downtown, spinning fast, about to kick North Carolina's ass.

Memes,  Jokes About North Carolina,  Funny Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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Give me two pur.
Give me two pur.

Memes,  Rap Music Jokes,  
    
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"Kiki lock them doors and turn them lights down low"
"Kiki lock them doors and turn them lights down low"

Memes,  Drake Funny,  Country Music Jokes,  
    
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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I just came here For the gold and slavery
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy

But I just came here
For the gold and slavery

Memes,  Columbus Jokes,  
    
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When I'm with you all I get is wild thoughts
When I'm with you all I get is wild thoughts

Memes,  Funny Store Signs,  
    
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She took the midnight train going anywhere
She took the midnight train going anywhere

Memes,  Train Jokes,  Cute Dog Memes,  
    
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When he tries to holla at u from the passenger side of his best friend's ride
When he tries to holla at u from the passenger side of his best friend's ride

Memes,  Insults For Boys,  
    
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Roses are red April is grey But in a few days
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1: roses are red april is grey but in a few days
Roses are red
April is grey
But in a few days

Memes,  May Jokes,  
    
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I'm in love with the shape of you.
I'm in love with the shape of you.

Memes,  Silly Love Jokes,  
    
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Kirk Franklin: GP Are ya wit me?! Me: Aw yeaaa we having church we aint goin no no wheaaa
Kirk Franklin: GP Are ya wit me?!

Me: Aw yeaaa we having church we aint goin no no wheaaa

Memes,  Church Humor,  Gospel Jokes,  
    
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