Funny Sports Quotes

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Ryan Lochte is like:

"I had to upstage Michael Phelps by any means necessary!"
Ryan Lochte is like:

"I had to upstage Michael Phelps by any means necessary!"


Memes,  Ryan Lochte Meme,  Michael Phelps Jokes,  
    
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Q: What does Cinderella and the Uruguayan soccer team have in common? 

A: Both keep running away from the ball.
Q: What does Cinderella and the Uruguayan soccer team have in common?

A: Both keep running away from the ball.


Cinderella Jokes,  Uruguay Jokes,  Soccer Puns,  
    
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"East is weak, welcome to the West Cleveland."

"I guess the West is weak too"
"East is weak, welcome to the West Cleveland."

"I guess the West is weak too"


Memes,  Golden State Warriors Memes,  
    
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Float like a butterfly sting like a bee

Why no sting like an A?
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee

Why no sting like an A?


Memes,  Muhammad Ali Jokes,  
    
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Q: What does an Ecuador fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does an Ecuador fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

A: They are both empty from the neck up.


Ecuador Jokes,  Beer Puns,  Fan Jokes,  
    
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To err is human

To erg is not
To err is human

To erg is not


Rowing Puns,  Sports Humor,  
    
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My favorite team is

Georgia

And whoever plays

Florida
My favorite team is

Georgia

And whoever plays

Florida


Georgia Bulldogs Jokes,  Florida Jokes,  
    
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Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.

Arm Jokes,  Tennis Puns,  
    
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Long jump: Because no and in your crack is not enough sand in your crack.
Long jump: Because no and in your crack is not enough sand in your crack.

Long Jump Jokes,  Sand Jokes,  
    
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Can you please just replay the Phillies 2008 season so we can pretend we actually have a Major League Baseball team?
Can you please just replay the Phillies 2008 season so we can pretend we actually have a Major League Baseball team?

Philadelphia Phillies Jokes,  Funny Baseball Quotes,  
    
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q: what do you call a guatemalan fan with no arms and legs?

a: trustworthy.
q: what do you call a guatemalan fan with no arms and legs?

a: trustworthy.


Guatemala Jokes,  No Leg Jokes,  Trust Jokes,  
    
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conor is so  good

he still lds the belt after getting cked out
conor is so good

he still lds the belt after getting cked out


Conor Mcgregor Meme,  Sports Jokes One Liners,  
    
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If cheerleading is so easy...

How come you can't pick up girls?
If cheerleading is so easy...

How come you can't pick up girls?


Cheerleader Puns,  Girl Jokes,  Cheerleading Jokes,  
    
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The wedgie your suit gives you
The wedgie your suit gives you

Water Polo Jokes,  Sports Jokes,  
    
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