Funny Stalker Quotes

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Me: Do you follow Taylor Swift?

Guy: Yes

Me: On Instagram?

Guy; No
Me: Do you follow Taylor Swift?

Guy: Yes

Me: On Instagram?

Guy; No


Memes,  Taylor Swift Memes,  
    
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"I want your address and dob to stalk you and wish you a happy birthday!"


Sarcastic Meme,  Lmfao,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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It's not stalking. 

It's called being an internet detective.
It's not stalking.

It's called being an internet detective.


Detective Jokes,  Nosey People Jokes,  
    
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Boo Radley

He's watching you
Boo Radley

He's watching you


To Kill A Mockingbird Jokes,  Book Humor,  
    
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Every girl has 3 guys in her life at any given time:
- An EX.
-Current Boyfriend.
-A creepy desperate friend who's trying to be boyfriend.
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Every girl has 3 guys in her life at any given time:
- An EX.
-Current Boyfriend.
-A creepy desperate friend who's trying to be boyfriend.


Memes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  
    
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The number u gave me at the bar was wromg

So I followed you home
The number u gave me at the bar was wromg

So I followed you home


Phone Number Meme,  Phone Number Joke,  
    
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the term "stalking" is a bit harsh. i prefer staying informed.
the term "stalking" is a bit harsh. i prefer staying informed.

Stalker Jokes,  Funny Stalker Sayings,  
    
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Memes,  Stalker Jokes,  
    
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I'm just glad Snapchat doesn't tell someone how many times you've viewed their stories
I'm just glad Snapchat doesn't tell someone how many times you've viewed their stories

Funny Jokes,  Snapchat Jokes,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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it is so irritating when the person you are stalking does not update regularly. :)
it is so irritating when the person you are stalking does not update regularly. :)

Funny Jokes,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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If paparazzi's can stalk you

So can I
If paparazzi's can stalk you

So can I


Memes,  Paparazzi Jokes  
    
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nuggaz be on my page lurkin' like...
nuggaz be on my page lurkin' like...

Memes,  Stalker Jokes,  
    
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i drove all night, crept in your room

woke you from your sleep to make love to you.. is that alright?
i drove all night, crept in your room

woke you from your sleep to make love to you.. is that alright?


Memes,  Celine Dion Jokes,  
    
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Do u ever meet someone for the first time and pretend u have never met but in ur head ur like "I've stalked ur Instagram"
Do u ever meet someone for the first time and pretend u have never met but in ur head ur like "I've stalked ur Instagram"

Funny Jokes,  Instagram Humor,  
    
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Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times
Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times

Funny Jokes,  Stupid Funny Quotes,  Funny Silly Quotes,  
    
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