Funny Stand Up Jokes By Comedians

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a lot of people mis-use the word "chivalry" 

i looked up the code of chivalry. 

there's only one part in there about respecting women. 

the rest of it is medieval battle etiquette. 

a week ago i didn't ld the door open for a lady and she said 

"i guess chivalrys dead." 

so i challenged her to physical combat. 

turns out i'm the better jouster. 

chivalry is alive. 

but that woman is dead
a lot of people mis-use the word "chivalry"

i looked up the code of chivalry.

there's only one part in there about respecting women.

the rest of it is medieval battle etiquette.

a week ago i didn't ld the door open for a lady and she said

"i guess chivalrys dead."

so i challenged her to physical combat.

turns out i'm the better jouster.

chivalry is alive.

but that woman is dead


Funny Jokes,  Chivalry Jokes,  Bad Women Jokes,  
    
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jeff: there's a lot of history in this city...

peanut: translated: old. as .
jeff: there's a lot of history in this city...

peanut: translated: old. as .


Funny Quotes,  Great Comedy Jokes For Stand Up,  
    
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remember when you're young and you think your dad is superman? and then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk w wears a cape.
remember when you're young and you think your dad is superman? and then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk w wears a cape.

Memes,  Dave Attell Jokes,  
    
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Why are you eating Lucky Charms?

Because they're magically delicious! 

Don't you read the box?
Why are you eating Lucky Charms?

Because they're magically delicious!

Don't you read the box?


Memes,  Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Funny Cereal Slogans,  
    
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dude where the 

is your other hand
dude where the

is your other hand


Memes,  Great Comedian Jokes,  
    
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My wife says, "Camping's a tradition in my family"

It was a tradition and everyone's family, till we invented the house
My wife says, "Camping's a tradition in my family"

It was a tradition and everyone's family, till we invented the house


Memes,  Funny Camping Quotes,  Camping Jokes,  
    
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If it's so great outside why are all the bugs trying to get in my house?
If it's so great outside why are all the bugs trying to get in my house?

Memes,  Jim Gafferty,  
    
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jeff bunham: to ensure that the turkey and stuffing have reached a safe temperature, always use a thermonmeter.

peanut: make sure it's a meat thermometer and not the one you just had in your .
jeff bunham: to ensure that the turkey and stuffing have reached a safe temperature, always use a thermonmeter.

peanut: make sure it's a meat thermometer and not the one you just had in your .


Funny Quotes,  Crazy Jokes,  Best Adult Jokes,  
    
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It's hard to go trick-or-treating when any house you're at could suddenly pull away
It's hard to go trick-or-treating when any house you're at could suddenly pull away

Memes,  Jeff Dunham Jokes,  House Jokes,  
    
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oh, so w did the marrige counsling go? well let's just say after it was over there where two people w tught i was an . and i was paying both of 'um.
oh, so w did the marrige counsling go? well let's just say after it was over there where two people w tught i was an . and i was paying both of 'um.

Funny Quotes,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  Adult Marriage Jokes,  
    
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a user on reddit uploaded a picture of a cheetoh in the shape of a masturbating man

and if there is anyone w knows what a masturbating man looks like, it's a reddit user
a user on reddit uploaded a picture of a cheetoh in the shape of a masturbating man

and if there is anyone w knows what a masturbating man looks like, it's a reddit user


Funny Jokes,  Seth Meyers Jokes,  Reddit Jokes,  
    
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I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

Funny Jokes,  Personal Jokes,  Theft Jokes,  
    
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Say it with me

Women aren't funny
Say it with me

Women aren't funny


Funny Quotes,  Funny Facts About Women,  
    
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Where you goin'?

Get some milk and coooookies
Where you goin'?

Get some milk and coooookies


Memes,  Best Stand Up Jokes,  Comedy Quotes,  
    
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It's actually easy to tell if your house is haunted

It isn't
It's actually easy to tell if your house is haunted

It isn't


Meme,  Jimmy Carr Jokes,  Clean Short Jokes,  
    
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