Funny Statements

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Here is where we have added some of the most humorous, hilariously funny statements that we could find from all across the Intermet. Statements like, "In case of fire use stairs" - how stairs come in handy when it comes to a fire no one will ever know. You will also find some funny yet relatable statements like, "I yell ouch before I even know I'm hurt, just in case." There are also a few that I think we can all say we think in the back of our minds like, "I'm sick of numbers defining me. My GPA, my weight, my 1st degree murder convictions, my grades. These things are not who I am."

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i ed your 

marvin
i ed your

marvin


Memes,  Marvin Meme,  Success Kid Meme (theme),  
    
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"in case of fire use stairs" that's ridiculous. w the  am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs
"in case of fire use stairs" that's ridiculous. w the am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

Memes,  Fire Jokes,  
    
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what the 

tracy
what the

tracy


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I'm sick of numbers defining me. My GPA, my weight, my 1st degree murder convictions, my grades. These things are not who I am.
I'm sick of numbers defining me. My GPA, my weight, my 1st degree murder convictions, my grades. These things are not who I am.

Funny Quotes,  Murder Jokes,  Funny Number Jokes,  
    
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I'm too ugly to date attractive people, too attractive to date ugly people.
I'm too ugly to date attractive people, too attractive to date ugly people.

Relatable Posts,  Ugly People Jokes,  Funny Sms Jokes English,  
    
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I am just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
I am just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Smart Sayings,  
    
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Don't come into my room, and then leave without closing the door.
Don't come into my room, and then leave without closing the door.

Relatable Posts,  Comedy Jokes Sms,  
    
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I yell ouch before I even know I'm hurt, just in case.
I yell ouch before I even know I'm hurt, just in case.

Relatable Posts,  Ouch Jokes,  
    
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Isn't it so annoying when famous people get things for free when they're the ones that can afford it.
Isn't it so annoying when famous people get things for free when they're the ones that can afford it.

Relatable Posts,  Famous People Jokes,  
    
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I ask Google all the questions that I'm too embarrassed to ask actual people.
I ask Google all the questions that I'm too embarrassed to ask actual people.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Google Search,  Google Search Jokes,  
    
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Don't judge me for things I did a few seconds ago. I've changed since then.
Don't judge me for things I did a few seconds ago. I've changed since then.

Funny Jokes,  Nice Jokes Sms,  
    
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You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say 'guess what'.
You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say 'guess what'.

Relatable Posts,  Comedy Sms,  
    
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I love learning bad things about people I don't like.
I love learning bad things about people I don't like.

Relatable Posts,  Lmao,  Latest Funny Jokes Sms,  
    
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i hate being tickled

i do not think it's cute

i do not think it's funny

i will kick you in the face
i hate being tickled

i do not think it's cute

i do not think it's funny

i will kick you in the face


Super Funny Jokes,  Angry Jokes  
    
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I don't like the new copier I just bought. It says put face down, but every time I do it, it blinds my eyes.

Printer Jokes,  Free Funny Quotes,  Eye Jokes  
    
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