Funny Status Sayings

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i love facebook because you can quote anything and make up w said it.
-julius caesar
i love facebook because you can quote anything and make up w said it.
-julius caesar


Julius Caesar Jokes,  Funniest Facebook Jokes,  Facebook Joke Of The Day,  
    
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Brace yourself for

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Memes,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Empire Meme,  
    
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I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

Funny Pictures,  Will Ferrell Jokes,  Will Ferrell Memes,  
    
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Facebook

It never lets you down when you're in the mood for a pun
Facebook

It never lets you down when you're in the mood for a pun


Demotivational Posters,  Facebook Puns,  
    
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the face you make when u see a post 

from a bish w "found the one" for the 10th time
the face you make when u see a post

from a bish w "found the one" for the 10th time


Memes,  Social Media Problems,  My Face When Jokes,  
    
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If my parents followed me

About to clean the kitchen & mom's car. God is wonderful. Just finished my homework. Education is key and thank the Lord I don't do drugs.
If my parents followed me

About to clean the kitchen & mom's car. God is wonderful. Just finished my homework. Education is key and thank the Lord I don't do drugs.


Memes,  Jokes About Parents,  Funny Status,  
    
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Everything I post doesnt mean its about me or my situation....

It just might be yours
Everything I post doesnt mean its about me or my situation....

It just might be yours


Memes,  Clever One Liners,  Funny Status,  
    
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When somebody comment on my post then @ me 5 seconds later

I seen't it
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When you think ion see you tryna leave da house wit dem grey sweat pants on!!! โœ‹๐Ÿ™…โœ‹๐Ÿ™…โœ‹

When somebody comment on my post then @ me 5 seconds later

I seen't it


Memes,  Jokes About Instagram,  Short Jokes For Facebook Status,  
    
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don't like what i post

 you and your feelings
don't like what i post

you and your feelings


Memes,  Funny Jokes To Post On Instagram,  Jokes For Facebook Status,  
    
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I flood tl's

Iont get tired
I flood tl's

Iont get tired


Memes,  Rapper Puns,  Instagram Joke,  
    
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Facebook should expand their relationship status field to include: One Night Stand, Friends With Benefits and Do it Yourself.
Facebook should expand their relationship status field to include: One Night Stand, Friends With Benefits and Do it Yourself.

Relatable Posts,  Facebook Joke Status,  Interesting Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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True friends don't leave you hanging when no one has 'liked' your status.
True friends don't leave you hanging when no one has 'liked' your status.

Relatable Posts,  Facebook Jokes Status,  
    
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That annoying moment when two people decide to start a conversation on your Facebook status.
That annoying moment when two people decide to start a conversation on your Facebook status.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Status,  Short Jokes For Facebook Status,  
    
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that urge you get to write, 'no one gives a ' on someone's status.
that urge you get to write, 'no one gives a ' on someone's status.

Relatable Posts,  Jokes For Facebook Status,  Funny Status,  
    
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dear arabs- when we want your opinion, we will beat it out of you. -sincerely, israel.

you went full re;

never go full re.
dear arabs- when we want your opinion, we will beat it out of you. -sincerely, israel.

you went full re;

never go full re.


Memes,  You Just Went Full Retard,  
    
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