Funny Statuses

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i just found out ah  i owed $1500 died last month....aint god good??
i just found out ah i owed $1500 died last month....aint god good??

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If ur sat home with bruises around your mouth wanting to look like Kylie Jenner but you ended up lookin like Whoopie Goldberg.. Your a nob

Funny Jokes,  Kylie Jenner Funny,  Big Lips Jokes,  
    
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sheeran explained: "it was fun, but i kind of felt like the bbit in the elven kingdom! can i tell you why i was laughing? basically there were all these big inflatable bouncy black balls that are bouncing around in the crowd on the finale bit.

*ariana grande comes up and stands up next to me and just looks at me and goes, "i love big black balls."
sheeran explained: "it was fun, but i kind of felt like the bbit in the elven kingdom! can i tell you why i was laughing? basically there were all these big inflatable bouncy black balls that are bouncing around in the crowd on the finale bit.

*ariana grande comes up and stands up next to me and just looks at me and goes, "i love big black balls."


Memes,  Ariana Grande Jokes,  
    
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ignore me all you want but there was a time where you literally stuck your fingers in my le, and licked it so go ahead and avoid my friendship but we cannot avoid that event.
ignore me all you want but there was a time where you literally stuck your fingers in my le, and licked it so go ahead and avoid my friendship but we cannot avoid that event.

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if you are a t  call me up swag, just finished lifting so i tught i might sw off my muscles a bit. yo  you down to smoke some kush tonight i'm donw yo.
if you are a t call me up swag, just finished lifting so i tught i might sw off my muscles a bit. yo you down to smoke some kush tonight i'm donw yo.

Memes,  Funny Swag Jokes,  
    
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When you look in the fridge it be empty as hell but yo Mama can go in and pull out a whole 3 course meal.
When you look in the fridge it be empty as hell but yo Mama can go in and pull out a whole 3 course meal.

Memes,  Refrigerator Jokes,  Fridge Jokes,  
    
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that fall back  stupid, y'all to quick to give up on things, if i invest my time in you,  falling back ima kill yo  if anything
that fall back stupid, y'all to quick to give up on things, if i invest my time in you, falling back ima kill yo if anything

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Memes,  What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Nobody Cares Meme,  
    
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*Me on Facebook posting a critical article with interesting and controversial facts about media

Random dude
Going shopping at Herp&M
*Me on Facebook posting a critical article with interesting and controversial facts about media

Random dude
Going shopping at Herp&M


Meme,  Facebook Memes,  Jokes To Put On Facebook,  
    
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I bet Billy Mays is up in heaven parting like its $19.99

Oh that's good.
I bet Billy Mays is up in heaven parting like its $19.99

Oh that's good.


Meme,  Funny Facebook Status,  Facebook Funny,  
    
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I hate when I'm trying to be handsome and a more  handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can
I hate when I'm trying to be handsome and a more handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can

Funny Jokes,  Facebook Joke Status,  Funny Status,  
    
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William Kashindi

So deep in the friendzone that I can see Drake
William Kashindi

So deep in the friendzone that I can see Drake


Funny Jokes,  Drake Funny,  Drake Quotes,  
    
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Proud mommy moment! She used the correct use of "their and she's only in 2nd grade!! 

I know 30 yr olds that can't do that! Haha
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Reality: Actually, the correct use is they're doing such as can I do what they are doing
Proud mommy moment! She used the correct use of "their and she's only in 2nd grade!!

I know 30 yr olds that can't do that! Haha


Parents Be Like,  Parents Jokes,  Grammer Jokes,  Facebook Status Joke,  
    
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Sometimes I only shave one leg so when I lie down it feels like I'm laying next to a man.
Sometimes I only shave one leg so when I lie down it feels like I'm laying next to a man.

Funny Pictures,  Single Jokes,  
    
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I love men in uniform

Me too little!!!!

Me too

I got a KFC uniform lol
I love men in uniform

Me too little!!!!

Me too

I got a KFC uniform lol


Love Jokes For Facebook,  Facebook Jokes Sms,  Comment Jokes,  Funny Facebook Status,  
    
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