Funny Story Jokes

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I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.
I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.

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My bf bought some donuts and I took a bite out of every single one just to fuck with him but then he got mad about something else and I'm afraid when he sees the donuts he's gonna lose his shit lmao
My bf bought some donuts and I took a bite out of every single one just to fuck with him but then he got mad about something else and I'm afraid when he sees the donuts he's gonna lose his shit lmao

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once upon a time there was a little kid w just shut the f**k up and went straight to sleep...
once upon a time there was a little kid w just shut the f**k up and went straight to sleep...

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What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

3 years ago, a cute guy I worked with wanted to give me a fist bump...I thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so I leaned forward and said hello
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

3 years ago, a cute guy I worked with wanted to give me a fist bump...I thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so I leaned forward and said hello


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does tequila make you wanna fight or ? both?

i took 11 sts of tequila in about 4 urs once. i woke up on the front lawn of my parents' use the next day. i lived 150 miles away. apparently a cab driver asked for my address and i gave him theirs. my dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard.
does tequila make you wanna fight or ? both?

i took 11 sts of tequila in about 4 urs once. i woke up on the front lawn of my parents' use the next day. i lived 150 miles away. apparently a cab driver asked for my address and i gave him theirs. my dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard.


Memes,  Best Drunk Jokes,  
    
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Husband stayed home from work cuz our dog was coughing. We took him to the vet and paid 85$ for gim to tell us our dog was fake coughing
Husband stayed home from work cuz our dog was coughing. We took him to the vet and paid 85$ for gim to tell us our dog was fake coughing

Memes,  Vet Jokes,  Funny Dog Stories Jokes,  
    
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When I was in China this lady thought I was in the NBA so she just gave me her baby ..
When I was in China this lady thought I was in the NBA so she just gave me her baby ..

Memes,  Random Jokes,  
    
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"so, then i was like, 'listen goldie , you done entered the wrong mothering use."
"so, then i was like, 'listen goldie , you done entered the wrong mothering use."

Memes,  Grizzly Bear Jokes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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kid: hey dad w did you meet mom?

dad: she was jacked up on ice giving blowies behind a dumpster. we really had great chemistry.
kid: hey dad w did you meet mom?

dad: she was jacked up on ice giving blowies behind a dumpster. we really had great chemistry.


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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When the person you just met starts telling really personal stories
When the person you just met starts telling really personal stories

Memes,  Dog Memes,  Good Funny Jokes,  
    
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When someone's telling u a story and u can't relate cuz ur not stupid
When someone's telling u a story and u can't relate cuz ur not stupid

Memes,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  
    
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get kicked in the
get kicked in the

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when da mie is tellin a long a** story and ur face says i'm listening but you really want him to "shut the f**k up"
when da mie is tellin a long a** story and ur face says i'm listening but you really want him to "shut the f**k up"

Funny Quotes,  Good Jokes That Make You Laugh,  
    
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Cool story, bro!
Cool story, bro!

Memes,  Cool Story Bro,  
    
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 be like..."you don't know my story!" uhhmmmm...actually i do!

chapter 1

find
be like..."you don't know my story!" uhhmmmm...actually i do!

chapter 1

find


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