Funny Suicide Jokes

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Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.
Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.


Memes,  Future Jokes,  Robot Meme,  
    
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Hey, if you come down here imma kill you

Me:
Hey, if you come down here imma kill you

Me:


Memes,  Killer Jokes,  Clown Memes,  
    
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His attorney told him

To just hang in there.
His attorney told him

To just hang in there.


Memes,  Aaron Hernandez Jokes,  
    
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when you accidentally send a  pic to your uncle and he replies with " "
when you accidentally send a pic to your uncle and he replies with " "

Memes,  Sexting Memes,  Uncle Jokes,  
    
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If this ain't me

*sends message expressing my love in the middle of the middle of the night because the person won't be awake*

Person: *typing*
If this ain't me

*sends message expressing my love in the middle of the middle of the night because the person won't be awake*

Person: *typing*


Memes,  Jokes About Love,  
    
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craving one of these rn
craving one of these rn

Memes,  Candy Jokes,  Bleach Jokes,  
    
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When you grind up the last of your weed then drop the grinder and your weed spills everywhere
When you grind up the last of your weed then drop the grinder and your weed spills everywhere

Memes,  When You Meme,  Accident Jokes,  
    
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Can't wait to stick my fork into all of these
Can't wait to stick my fork into all of these

Memes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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when bae asks you to take your finger out her bootyle but it was your d!ck.
when bae asks you to take your finger out her bootyle but it was your d!ck.

Memes,  Bae Jokes,  Sad Frog Memes,  
    
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*Send message expressing my love in the middle of the night because the person won't be awake*

Person: *typing*
*Send message expressing my love in the middle of the night because the person won't be awake*

Person: *typing*


Memes,  Funny Regrets,  Funny Love Memes,  
    
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im coming harambe
im coming harambe

Memes,  Harambe Meme,  
    
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Tommen, are you ok?

Are you ok, Tommen?
Tommen, are you ok?

Are you ok, Tommen?


Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  Michael Jackson Funny,  
    
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someone; are you doing alright

me: yeah i'm fine

someone: well you tweeted about killing yourself 367 times

me:

- you got me there
someone; are you doing alright

me: yeah i'm fine

someone: well you tweeted about killing yourself 367 times

me:

- you got me there


Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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can't wait to start jumping of these when summer comes around
can't wait to start jumping of these when summer comes around

Memes,  Summer Meme,  Jumping Jokes,  
    
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when you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app
when you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app

Memes,  Accident Jokes,  Mistake Jokes,  
    
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