Funny Suicide Jokes

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When you grind up the last of your weed then drop the grinder and your weed spills everywhere
When you grind up the last of your weed then drop the grinder and your weed spills everywhere

Memes,  When You Meme,  Accident Jokes,  
    
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Can't wait to stick my fork into all of these
Can't wait to stick my fork into all of these

Memes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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when bae asks you to take your finger out her bootyle but it was your d!ck.
when bae asks you to take your finger out her bootyle but it was your d!ck.

Memes,  Bae Jokes,  Sad Frog Memes,  
    
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*Send message expressing my love in the middle of the night because the person won't be awake*

Person: *typing*
*Send message expressing my love in the middle of the night because the person won't be awake*

Person: *typing*


Memes,  Funny Regrets,  Funny Love Memes,  
    
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im coming harambe
im coming harambe

Memes,  Harambe Meme,  
    
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Tommen, are you ok?

Are you ok, Tommen?
Tommen, are you ok?

Are you ok, Tommen?


Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  Michael Jackson Funny,  
    
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someone; are you doing alright

me: yeah i'm fine

someone: well you tweeted about killing yourself 367 times

me:

- you got me there
someone; are you doing alright

me: yeah i'm fine

someone: well you tweeted about killing yourself 367 times

me:

- you got me there


Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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can't wait to start jumping of these when summer comes around
can't wait to start jumping of these when summer comes around

Memes,  Summer Meme,  Jumping Jokes,  
    
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when you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app
when you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app

Memes,  Accident Jokes,  Mistake Jokes,  
    
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when it's been 5 weeks but then she finally gets her period

not today, old friend.
when it's been 5 weeks but then she finally gets her period

not today, old friend.


Memes,  Simpsons Memes,  
    
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when we get friendzoned just one too many times..
when we get friendzoned just one too many times..

Memes,  Friendzone Jokes,  
    
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makes song about suicide

add suicide prevention tline at the end of the video
makes song about suicide

add suicide prevention tline at the end of the video


Song Jokes,  Ivan Jokes,  
    
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there was a man with one arm that came to america trying to look for a job, but since he only had one arm no one wanted to hire him. so the poor man decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. 

he went to the highest floor of the building and was about to jump when he seen a man on the street with no arms dancing. 
so the man tught to himself 'i have one arm and i'm about to kill myself, but that man has no arms and he's dancing. 

the man gets off the building and goes to the man with no arms and says "i have one arm and i'm about to kill myself, but you have no arms and your here dancing." 

the man with no arms says "dancing? im trying to scratch my !"
there was a man with one arm that came to america trying to look for a job, but since he only had one arm no one wanted to hire him. so the poor man decided to kill himself by jumping off a building.

he went to the highest floor of the building and was about to jump when he seen a man on the street with no arms dancing.
so the man tught to himself 'i have one arm and i'm about to kill myself, but that man has no arms and he's dancing.

the man gets off the building and goes to the man with no arms and says "i have one arm and i'm about to kill myself, but you have no arms and your here dancing."

the man with no arms says "dancing? im trying to scratch my !"


One Arm Jokes,  Great Long Jokes,  
    
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if the windows weren't sealed, i'd have jumped long ago.
if the windows weren't sealed, i'd have jumped long ago.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Suicide Notes,  Funny Suicidal Thoughts,  
    
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"He left a suicide note."
"He left a suicide note."

Funny Suicide Notes,  Musical Puns,  
    
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