Funny Suicide Jokes

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Why dudes get so suicidal when they girl wanna leave them.. bro you was full of life when you was cheating on her
Why dudes get so suicidal when they girl wanna leave them.. bro you was full of life when you was cheating on her

Memes,  Cheating Humor,  
    
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Turbo Tax: Your refund is $128.72

Me
Turbo Tax: Your refund is $128.72

Me


Memes,  Income Tax Meme,  Tax Refund Meme,  
    
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Might stick a fork in an outlet and call it a day
Might stick a fork in an outlet and call it a day

Memes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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when you wanna be emo but you don't want your friends to worry
when you wanna be emo but you don't want your friends to worry

Memes,  Emo Jokes,  Depressed Jokes,  
    
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Me: Hi do you take walk-ins

Cremator: what
Me: Hi do you take walk-ins

Cremator: what


Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  Dead Person Jokes,  
    
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My cramps act like I won't take 30 Ibuprofen and take us both out.
My cramps act like I won't take 30 Ibuprofen and take us both out.

Memes,  Menstrual Cycle Jokes,  Women Period Jokes,  
    
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Me: Hit do you take walk-ins

The morgue: What
Me: Hit do you take walk-ins

The morgue: What


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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*Literally any minor inconvenience happens in my life

My brain:
*Literally any minor inconvenience happens in my life

My brain:


Memes,  Brain Jokes,  Funny Daily Thoughts,  
    
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When you accidentally like a pic thats 423 weeks old
When you accidentally like a pic thats 423 weeks old

Memes,  Social Media Problems,  When You Meme,  
    
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Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.
Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.


Memes,  Future Jokes,  Robot Meme,  
    
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Hey, if you come down here imma kill you

Me:
Hey, if you come down here imma kill you

Me:


Memes,  Killer Jokes,  Clown Memes,  
    
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His attorney told him

To just hang in there.
His attorney told him

To just hang in there.


Memes,  Aaron Hernandez Jokes,  
    
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when you accidentally send a  pic to your uncle and he replies with " "
when you accidentally send a pic to your uncle and he replies with " "

Memes,  Sexting Memes,  Uncle Jokes,  
    
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If this ain't me

*sends message expressing my love in the middle of the middle of the night because the person won't be awake*

Person: *typing*
If this ain't me

*sends message expressing my love in the middle of the middle of the night because the person won't be awake*

Person: *typing*


Memes,  Jokes About Love,  
    
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craving one of these rn
craving one of these rn

Memes,  Candy Jokes,  Bleach Jokes,  
    
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