Funny Summer Quotes

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Damn I forgot to get skinny for summer again
Damn I forgot to get skinny for summer again

Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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If you not tryna eat a multiple outdoor restaurants & get lit off margaritas at 5pm this summer..........bye.
If you not tryna eat a multiple outdoor restaurants & get lit off margaritas at 5pm this summer..........bye.

Memes,  Summer Vacation Jokes,  Funny Summer Sayings,  
    
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Its already August so here's an update on all of the fun and crazy thing's I've done so far this summer:

1: Work
Its already August so here's an update on all of the fun and crazy thing's I've done so far this summer:

1: Work


Memes,  August Jokes,  
    
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instagram has turned into a compeion of w can pull their bathing suit up their  the farthest.
instagram has turned into a compeion of w can pull their bathing suit up their the farthest.

Memes,  Funny Sayings For Instagram,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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I'm gonna dress how I want this summer and if you think I'm fat, well so do I.
I'm gonna dress how I want this summer and if you think I'm fat, well so do I.

Memes,  Funny Fat Sayings,  
    
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Before I start hoeing this summer.. does anybody want me?
Before I start hoeing this summer.. does anybody want me?

Memes,  Funny Summer Sayings,  
    
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Before I turn full playa this summer. does anybody want all this faithfulness?!?
Before I turn full playa this summer. does anybody want all this faithfulness?!?

Memes,  Summer Jokes,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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Damn I wanna look like snack this summer but I keep eating them
Damn I wanna look like snack this summer but I keep eating them

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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I wanna know what sick freak come up w the idea of making us have to pay for each half of a bikini
I wanna know what sick freak come up w the idea of making us have to pay for each half of a bikini

Memes,  Bikini Jokes,  Funny Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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"I got a tan at the beach"

*Puts arm next to yours*

"Look! I'm almost as dark as you now!"
"I got a tan at the beach"

*Puts arm next to yours*

"Look! I'm almost as dark as you now!"


Memes,  Sun Tan Jokes,  White People Be Like,  
    
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"Wanna hangout this summer??"

"I can't wait to see you!"

"When are yo free?"

Me:

I have to rest for twenty hours a day,
"Wanna hangout this summer??"

"I can't wait to see you!"

"When are yo free?"

Me:

I have to rest for twenty hours a day,


Memes,  Introvert Meme,  Funny Sleeping Quotes,  
    
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The beach gonna get whatever body I give it
The beach gonna get whatever body I give it

Memes,  Body Jokes,  Funny Beach Sayings,  
    
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"Is your summer body ready?"

Me- "Summer gonna get whatever the fuck body under these clothes"
"Is your summer body ready?"

Me- "Summer gonna get whatever the fuck body under these clothes"


Memes,  Body Jokes,  
    
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"Wanna hang out this summer??"

"I can;t wait to see you!"

"When are you free?"

Me:

I have to rest for twenty hours a day
"Wanna hang out this summer??"

"I can;t wait to see you!"

"When are you free?"

Me:

I have to rest for twenty hours a day


Memes,  Funny Sleepy Quotes,  
    
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I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.
I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.

Summer Puns,  Surgery Jokes,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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