Funny Swimming Sayings

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her: w am i gonna last down here for 20 mins trying to succ on this thing?

him: u did over 30 in that handicapped bathroom at applebee's & succ'd my tank empty.
her: w am i gonna last down here for 20 mins trying to succ on this thing?

him: u did over 30 in that handicapped bathroom at applebee's & succ'd my tank empty.


Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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Aerobics Jokes,  Ermahgerd (theme),  Workout Jokes,  
    
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I'd swim the ocean for you..

LOL just kidding, there are sharks in there
I'd swim the ocean for you..

LOL just kidding, there are sharks in there


Funny Jokes,  Funny Quote Jokes,  Love Humor,  
    
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I can never go swimming because it's always less than 30 minutes since I've last eaten.
I can never go swimming because it's always less than 30 minutes since I've last eaten.

Funny Ecards,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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when u are swimming & suddenly touch sea with your toes
when u are swimming & suddenly touch sea with your toes

Memes,  Swimming Pool Jokes,  
    
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I never leave home without my brodies.

I dont swim without my floaties!!!

Oooooooooooo
I never leave home without my brodies.

I dont swim without my floaties!!!

Oooooooooooo


Memes,  Funny Raps To Say To Friends,  
    
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The always say start at the bottom if you want to learn something. But suppose you want to learn to swim?
The always say start at the bottom if you want to learn something. But suppose you want to learn to swim?

Memes,  Swimming Jokes,  
    
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Yo Mama is so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo Mama is so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.

Funny Jokes,  Oil Jokes,  
    
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This is why you take her swimming on the first date
This is why you take her swimming on the first date

Funny Pictures,  Dating Advice For Guys,  Funny Makeup Jokes,  
    
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When a lifeguard is present

You have my permission to dive
When a lifeguard is present

You have my permission to dive


Memes,  Lifeguard Jokes,  
    
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And they said

Black people can't swim
And they said

Black people can't swim


Memes,  Black People Memes,  Black Jokes Funny Jokes,  
    
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No Diving

I also like to live dangerously
No Diving

I also like to live dangerously


Memes,  Austin Powers Funny,  Pool Jokes,  
    
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one of y'all mo'ers better come out here and get me, i know that! 

or you will be livin' in a haunted use tonight!
one of y'all mo'ers better come out here and get me, i know that!

or you will be livin' in a haunted use tonight!


Meme,  Boondocks,  Boondocks Funny Moments,  
    
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A black mans nightmare

A basketball hoop surrounded by water
A black mans nightmare

A basketball hoop surrounded by water


Meme,  Funny Black Racist,  Nightmare Jokes,  
    
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Go swimming they said...

...Nope.
Go swimming they said...

...Nope.


They Said Meme,  Nope,  Nope Meme,  
    
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