Funny Teacher Quotes

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"Clear everything off your desk but a pencil"
"Clear everything off your desk but a pencil"

Memes,  Classroom Memes,  Mr Krabs Meme,  
    
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Teacher I am

Mind reader I am not
Teacher I am

Mind reader I am not


Mind Reader Jokes,  Star Wars Joke,  Star Wars Memes,  
    
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Has been studying his subject for 30 years

Assumes you will understand it after 3 classes
Has been studying his subject for 30 years

Assumes you will understand it after 3 classes


Professor Meme,  Professor Jokes,  College Is A Joke,  
    
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If you're failing the class just drop out.

Then take the class again next semester and make me some more money.
If you're failing the class just drop out.

Then take the class again next semester and make me some more money.


Professor Meme,  Best College Jokes,  College Funny Jokes,  
    
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''You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.''
''You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.''

Principal Jokes,  Funny Teacher Jokes,  
    
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"You are good with kids, but you need a teach-ing credential to teach."
"You are good with kids, but you need a teach-ing credential to teach."

Jokes About Clowns,  Principal Jokes,  
    
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''Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.''
''Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.''

Principal Jokes,  Teacher Humor,  
    
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''Teaching reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.''
''Teaching reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.''

Funny Educational Posters,  School And Education Jokes,  
    
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''Here is a printout of the results of our recent standardized tests and here are the same results printed with a very small, hard-to-read-font, to make the implications less obvious.''
''Here is a printout of the results of our recent standardized tests and here are the same results printed with a very small, hard-to-read-font, to make the implications less obvious.''

Principal Jokes,  Funny Teacher Posters,  Teacher Humor,  
    
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''I purchased this great book on time management, but with my schedule I don't have the time to read it.''
''I purchased this great book on time management, but with my schedule I don't have the time to read it.''

Teacher Memes,  Principal Jokes,  
    
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Teachers be like "I dismiss you, not the bell"
Teachers be like "I dismiss you, not the bell"

Memes,  Be Like,  
    
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There is no tired like end of year teacher tired.
There is no tired like end of year teacher tired.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Teacher Ecards,  Funny Teacher Sayings,  
    
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"I learned so much at that inservice," said no teacher ever.
"I learned so much at that inservice," said no teacher ever.

Funny Ecards,  English Teacher Jokes,  
    
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teachers be like "i dismiss you not the bell"
teachers be like "i dismiss you not the bell"

Memes,  Teacher Jokes One Liners,  
    
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That look you give your friend when the teacher says you can work with a partner
That look you give your friend when the teacher says you can work with a partner

Memes,  Friendship Day Jokes,  Friend Jokes,  
    
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