Funny Teacher Sayings

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Teacher: Spell independent 

Girl: I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

Teacher: Two jobs work hard you a bad broad

Girl: What

Teacher: Nothing
Teacher: Spell independent

Girl: I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T
Teacher: Two jobs work hard you a bad broad

Girl: What

Teacher: Nothing


Memes,  Funny Song Quotes,  Funny Spelling Jokes,  
    
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Teachers be like "I dismiss you, not the bell"
Teachers be like "I dismiss you, not the bell"

Memes,  Funny Teacher Quotes,  Be Like,  
    
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When the teacher said "You're not always going to have a calculator on you when you're an adult."
When the teacher said "You're not always going to have a calculator on you when you're an adult."

Memes,  Teacher Student Jokes,  Why You Always Lying Meme,  
    
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Don't you get it? If I make my classroom super cute and organized, then the rest of my year will go so smoothly!
Don't you get it? If I make my classroom super cute and organized, then the rest of my year will go so smoothly!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Teacher Ecards,  
    
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There is no tired like end of year teacher tired.
There is no tired like end of year teacher tired.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Teacher Ecards,  
    
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You know what kid

There's summer school for summer school
You know what kid

There's summer school for summer school


Memes,  Summer School Meme,  
    
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A short poem:

Do teachers understand that you take other classes
A short poem:

Do teachers understand that you take other classes


Funny Jokes,  Class Jokes,  
    
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I know I'm a teacher...

But I'm hoping for a snow day!
I know I'm a teacher...

But I'm hoping for a snow day!


Memes,  Snow Day Jokes,  Snow Day Meme,  
    
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Don't leave yet

There's still .04 seconds left in class
Don't leave yet

There's still .04 seconds left in class


Memes,  Teacher Student Jokes,  
    
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Student asks history teacher what will be on the exam

The past.
Student asks history teacher what will be on the exam

The past.


Memes,  History Jokes,  Teacher Student Jokes,  
    
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3.5 grams

Of calcium carbonate is all that is required.
3.5 grams

Of calcium carbonate is all that is required.


Memes,  Calcium Jokes,  Rasta Science Teacher (theme),  
    
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When a teacher passes by during a test, you cover your answers so that they can't see how stupid you are.
When a teacher passes by during a test, you cover your answers so that they can't see how stupid you are.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Thoughts On Exams,  
    
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I think they should start teaching common sense in schools, since it's obviously not being taught at home.
I think they should start teaching common sense in schools, since it's obviously not being taught at home.

Funny Ecards,  Cool Disses,  Really Good Disses,  
    
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When the teacher says

Pay attention, I will ask questions at the end of the class
When the teacher says

Pay attention, I will ask questions at the end of the class


Meme,  Funny School Appropriate Jokes,  
    
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When I die, I hope it is at a faculty meeting or teacher inservice because the transition from life to death would be so subtle
When I die, I hope it is at a faculty meeting or teacher inservice because the transition from life to death would be so subtle

Funny Ecards,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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