Funny Texas Sayings

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because f*ck texas!

that's why.
because f*ck texas!

that's why.


Funny Jokes,  Vulgar Insults,  
    
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The lack of fear in this crowd lets you know it's tornado season in Texas
The lack of fear in this crowd lets you know it's tornado season in Texas

Meme,  Texas Memes,  
    
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A Texas rattlesnake

I'm so big, I can't find a pit to hiss in!
A Texas rattlesnake

I'm so big, I can't find a pit to hiss in!


Funny Pictures,  Snake Humor,  
    
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Texas heat

C'mon October!
Texas heat

C'mon October!


Demotivational Posters,  Summer Heat Jokes,  
    
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I wasn't born in Texas

But I got here as fast as I could
I wasn't born in Texas

But I got here as fast as I could


Meme,  Cool Funny Quotes,  
    
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No dancing on tables with spurs
No dancing on tables with spurs

Funny Pictures,  Cowboy Humor,  
    
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Oh, you thought because it was 80 degrees in December that it would be warm during spring break?

Are you new to Texas?
Oh, you thought because it was 80 degrees in December that it would be warm during spring break?

Are you new to Texas?


Meme,  Funny Sarcasm Quotes,  
    
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Texas says they have a feral pig problem. I say they have a barbecue opportunity.
Texas says they have a feral pig problem. I say they have a barbecue opportunity.

Funny Pictures,  Pig Humor,  
    
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Plan. If I win the lottery I'm going to a 1d concert and ill buy out the whole concert and sit there like
Plan. If I win the lottery I'm going to a 1d concert and ill buy out the whole concert and sit there like

Funny Jokes,  Lotto Jokes,  Funny Text Messages Jokes  
    
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Even The Police Cars Dont Stand A Chance
Even The Police Cars Dont Stand A Chance

Texas State Jokes,  Funny Texas Facts,  Police Car Jokes  
    
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Old Texas saying, "If you can't dazzle them with your manliness, riddle them with bullets.

Jokes About Texas,  Texas Jokes,  
    
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