Funny Text Jokes To Send

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Future 

Amber alert suspect
Future

Amber alert suspect


Amber Alert Meme,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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a year has:

12 months
52 weeks
365 days
8760 urs
525,600 mins
3,153,600 seconds

& it only takes 1 minute to send me nudes
a year has:

12 months
52 weeks
365 days
8760 urs
525,600 mins
3,153,600 seconds

& it only takes 1 minute to send me nudes


Memes,  Nude Jokes,  Top 10 Sms Jokes,  
    
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just ordered some food since i don't feel like making 

what you get me

deez nuts
just ordered some food since i don't feel like making

what you get me

deez nuts


Memes,  
    
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hey 

so i have a question...

what is it?

what are we?

 we humans.go on with that sentimental
hey

so i have a question...

what is it?

what are we?

we humans.go on with that sentimental


Funny Relationship Pics,  Sms Love Jokes,  
    
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Wear short sleeves and support your right to bare arms!

Gun Puns,  Arm Puns,  T Shirt Jokes,  
    
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Do you think there are signs at drug rehabilitation centres that say KEEP OFF THE GRASS?

Drug Puns,  Rehab Jokes,  
    
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Sorry if I gave you the wrong impression via text...
Sorry if I gave you the wrong impression via text...


Funny Texts Jokes Messages,  Short Funny Text Jokes  
    
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Their guest bed feels like a rock. It creates a lot of hard feelings.

Bed Puns,  Bedroom Jokes,  Bed Joke,  
    
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Those who plant trees be-leaf in the future.

Plant Puns,  Tree Puns,  Tree Jokes,  
    
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So, after all these years I finally have realised why horseraddish sauce has been considered the ideal accompaniment to beef.

Beef Puns,  Beef Jokes,  Food Humor,  
    
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When Im bored late at night, I text random numbers saying: You should really clean under your bed, its filthy down here. PS I love you." 

Challenge accepted
When Im bored late at night, I text random numbers saying: You should really clean under your bed, its filthy down here. PS I love you."

Challenge accepted


Funny Tweets,  Latest Text Messages  
    
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A middle aged man asks trainer in the gym :"I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use? Trainer: "ATM Machine"

Gym Humor,  Gym Jokes,  Money Jokes,  
    
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What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift!

Head Jokes,  
    
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I've just seen the best upsexy ever

The best what

The best upsexy

What's upsexy

Nothing much, just chilling
I've just seen the best upsexy ever

The best what

The best upsexy

What's upsexy

Nothing much, just chilling


Jokes About Texting,  Funny Texting Jokes,  
    
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I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.

Joke Names,  Name Puns,  Name Jokes,  
    
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