Funny Text Message Joke

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i'm pregnant

not by me, i sot blanks

and now this

you don't want no baby by me. i'm broke you broke we broke, my  not even that big, and i got asthma. you real ed up if you bring a kid into this world with asthma. the  hereditary
i'm pregnant

not by me, i sot blanks

and now this

you don't want no baby by me. i'm broke you broke we broke, my not even that big, and i got asthma. you real ed up if you bring a kid into this world with asthma. the hereditary


Pregnancy Humor,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

pls hurry because i'm going to cry

dad

dad

dad is dead. you're next. love, moth
dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

pls hurry because i'm going to cry

dad

dad

dad is dead. you're next. love, moth


Moth Jokes,  Best Humorous Jokes,  
    
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do mexicans ejaculate t sauce

do russians
do mexicans ejaculate t sauce

do russians


Racist Russian Jokes,  Racist Mexican Joke,  
    
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When u slaughter someone in a text battle and they resort to correcting your spelling

*You're
When u slaughter someone in a text battle and they resort to correcting your spelling

*You're


Memes,  Roasting Jokes,  
    
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How I fix relationship issues

Can you be serious for a sec, do you even see a future between us????
How I fix relationship issues

Can you be serious for a sec, do you even see a future between us????


Memes,  Future Memes,  Relationship Jokes,  
    
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If you could just go ahead and have your private convo in a private convo

That'd be great
If you could just go ahead and have your private convo in a private convo

That'd be great


Group Chat Memes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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me as a mom

your dad's a  boy
me as a mom

your dad's a boy


Memes,  Fuckboy Jokes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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When you finally get a text, but it's just from the phone company saying you used all the data.
When you finally get a text, but it's just from the phone company saying you used all the data.

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  Sad Frog Meme,  
    
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if you had me alone in a dark bedroom for an ur what would you do.

try to find a light switch
if you had me alone in a dark bedroom for an ur what would you do.

try to find a light switch


Text Message Fail,  Humor Pictures,  
    
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This dog leading a yoga class and I cant get a text back
This dog leading a yoga class and I cant get a text back

Memes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  Text Message Jokes,  
    
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"when you find the girl of your dreams but she annoying af..."
"when you find the girl of your dreams but she annoying af..."

Memes,  
    
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i wanna lick your 

w is this?

 u

no seriously... i lost some numbers and i want to get my  licked
i wanna lick your

w is this?

u

no seriously... i lost some numbers and i want to get my licked


Memes,  Jokes For Text Messages,  
    
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When someone takes long to reply to your messages so you archive the conversation & put it on mute for a year...
When someone takes long to reply to your messages so you archive the conversation & put it on mute for a year...

Memes,  Lol Comedy,  
    
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When u think it's going well & they stop messaging u back
When u think it's going well & they stop messaging u back

Memes,  Drake Memes,  
    
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When bae ask to use yo phone and you watching to see if they go to yo text messages
When bae ask to use yo phone and you watching to see if they go to yo text messages

Memes,  Bae Memes,  
    
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