Funny Text Messages

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I mean I just feel so unbelievably useless and talentless. I feel like the only thing I can do is breathe.

...Don't you have asthma?
I mean I just feel so unbelievably useless and talentless. I feel like the only thing I can do is breathe.

...Don't you have asthma?


Asthma Jokes,  Mean Humor,  
    
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when he texts you first

i will nut on your toaster strudel
when he texts you first

i will nut on your toaster strudel


Memes,  
    
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i have a question, and you better not ing lie i swear to god.
i have a question, and you better not ing lie i swear to god.

Your Face When Jokes,  Guy Humor,  
    
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when ima c u?

after my income tax check gone lmao
when ima c u?

after my income tax check gone lmao


Tax Jokes,  Income Tax Jokes,  Jokes About Taxes,  
    
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What you want for Christmas?

For us to be official

Be realistic
What you want for Christmas?

For us to be official

Be realistic


Christmas Jokes Humor,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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Don't forget to unleaded the dishwasher

Did you finish your homework?

We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Dad and I talked,  we are going to buy you a car next month. 

U are??? Omg thank u

No.  We're not.  I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts. 

That was cruel
Don't forget to unleaded the dishwasher

Did you finish your homework?

We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month.

U are??? Omg thank u

No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.

That was cruel


Funny Pictures And Text Messages,  Jokes For Text Messages,  Joke Text Messages,  
    
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What if I told you I like you?

Then you told me
What if I told you I like you?

Then you told me


Funny Jokes,  Humor Text Messages,  
    
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bruh

why are you like that e's pictures? w is she???

your compeion
bruh

why are you like that e's pictures? w is she???

your compeion


Memes,  Relationship Funny,  
    
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i just saw a pirate.

that's unusual for a ?

lol



lol

where at tugh, seriously? that's weird lol

walking down the road. tattered clothes, long beard, greasy long hair, and a limp.

lmao wow
i just saw a pirate.

that's unusual for a ?

lol



lol

where at tugh, seriously? that's weird lol

walking down the road. tattered clothes, long beard, greasy long hair, and a limp.

lmao wow


Memes,  Greasy Hair Jokes,  Pirate Jokes,  
    
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dating me is like

no  you don't ever talk to me again

hey
dating me is like

no you don't ever talk to me again

hey


Memes,  Dating Meme,  Dating Jokes,  
    
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w  think my pne is vs. w it really is
w think my pne is vs. w it really is

Memes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  Texting Jokes,  
    
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You called my baby ugly?

No I said your baby look just like you

Oh...

You ugly tho.
You called my baby ugly?

No I said your baby look just like you

Oh...

You ugly tho.


Memes,  Joke Text Messages,  
    
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Really good. Still single?

Haha who's that!? Looks like he's having trouble.

Oh, that's you trying to climb out the friend zone
Really good. Still single?

Haha who's that!? Looks like he's having trouble.

Oh, that's you trying to climb out the friend zone


Funny Jokes,  Friend Zone Jokes,  Friendzone Jokes,  
    
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but seriously

ur a princess

im a queen wtf
but seriously

ur a princess

im a queen wtf


Funny Quotes,  Funny Girls Quotes,  
    
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