Funny Texts Jokes Messages

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"i always find out everything, you think i'm ing stupid?!" attachment: 8 images
"i always find out everything, you think i'm ing stupid?!" attachment: 8 images

Memes,  Drake Funny,  Cheater Meme,  
    
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When bae crazy..

Phone dies

Tupac is dead and still releasing songs. So don't tell me you couldn't text me because your phone dies.
When bae crazy..

Phone dies

Tupac is dead and still releasing songs. So don't tell me you couldn't text me because your phone dies.


Memes,  Bae Jokes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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if you could go on vacation anywhere, where would you go? 

i want to go to peru and play hide and seek in mac pikachu

???

gah. machu picchu.  autocorrect. i do not want to play hide and seek inside a masculinized version of a pokemon. 

oh god. i'm crying!
if you could go on vacation anywhere, where would you go?

i want to go to peru and play hide and seek in mac pikachu

???

gah. machu picchu. autocorrect. i do not want to play hide and seek inside a masculinized version of a pokemon.

oh god. i'm crying!


Peru Jokes,  Pokemon Jokes,  Funniest Autocorrect Fails,  
    
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When u ask a question in the group message and no one replies
When u ask a question in the group message and no one replies

Memes,  Texting Fails,  
    
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OMG

What?

I saw your boyfriend making out with a fat chick at the mall!!

I'm with him right now..

Oh g2g.
OMG

What?

I saw your boyfriend making out with a fat chick at the mall!!

I'm with him right now..

Oh g2g.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Text Jokes,  Texting Humor,  
    
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When you send a risky text but

Don't get an answer
When you send a risky text but

Don't get an answer


Memes,  Short Funny Jokes Text,  Best New Jokes 2014  
    
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Hey! Your mexican right?

Yea, why?

I was wondering if you can round up some of your family members to come cut my lawn

Bye!

Wait...Wait, I will give you free tacos?

Did you say tacos? We'll be there!
Hey! Your mexican right?

Yea, why?

I was wondering if you can round up some of your family members to come cut my lawn

Bye!

Wait...Wait, I will give you free tacos?

Did you say tacos? We'll be there!


Rasist Mexican Jokes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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mom i'm pregnant !!

didn't i tell you, that when a boy touches your 'boobs' to say don't, and when he touches you 'ina' to say stop ??

i know, but he was touching both so i kept saying 'don't stop, don't stop..
mom i'm pregnant !!

didn't i tell you, that when a boy touches your 'boobs' to say don't, and when he touches you 'ina' to say stop ??

i know, but he was touching both so i kept saying 'don't stop, don't stop..


Funny Pregnancy Facts,  Best Joke Messages,  
    
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she's left me bro, she's gone.

oh, man, i'm sorry.

she took all our pictures we ever had together.

don't worry bro, things will get better, just forgive and forget.

she even took my fifa 14...

kill the .
she's left me bro, she's gone.

oh, man, i'm sorry.

she took all our pictures we ever had together.

don't worry bro, things will get better, just forgive and forget.

she even took my fifa 14...

kill the .


Joke Text Messages,  Fifa 14 Jokes,  Funny Break Up Quotes  
    
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Sorry if I gave you the wrong impression via text...
Sorry if I gave you the wrong impression via text...


Funny Text Jokes To Send,  Short Funny Text Jokes  
    
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i want a picture for my birthday! 

happy birthday! 

of you naked

below the belt!
i want a picture for my birthday!

happy birthday!

of you naked

below the belt!


Funny Birthday Wishes For Women,  Naked Jokes,  Fun Birthday Jokes  
    
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*le me texting, typing out a wle paragraph, pouring my soul out

their response...

ok

, did you even read my text? i made the effort to type out a wle paragraph. i expect more than an "ok".
*le me texting, typing out a wle paragraph, pouring my soul out

their response...

ok

, did you even read my text? i made the effort to type out a wle paragraph. i expect more than an "ok".


Funny Texting Jokes,  
    
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hey babe

w is this? sorry, i lost all my contacts

your boyfriend <3

jake<3

kevin.....
hey babe

w is this? sorry, i lost all my contacts

your boyfriend <3

jake<3

kevin.....



Funniest Sms Jokes,  Funny Text Message Fails,  Best Funny Sms Jokes  
    
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Hey dad, I decided I'm going to
drop out of school. I'm sorry.

Its ok son. Just remember one
thing.

What?

I don't like pickles on my big
mac.
Hey dad, I decided I'm going to
drop out of school. I'm sorry.

Its ok son. Just remember one
thing.

What?

I don't like pickles on my big
mac.


Text Memes,  Dad Humor,  Job Humor,  Mcdonald Jokes,  
    
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