Funny Thanksgiving Thoughts

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Thanksgiving list:

1. Spend $200 on groceries
2. Spend ten hours preparing dinner
3. Food eaten in twenty minutes
4. Take six hours to clean
Thanksgiving list:

1. Spend $200 on groceries
2. Spend ten hours preparing dinner
3. Food eaten in twenty minutes
4. Take six hours to clean


Memes,  Best Thanksgiving Jokes,  Jokes About Thanksgiving,  
    
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Mashed potato szn us upon us, get your shovels ready we goin in
Mashed potato szn us upon us, get your shovels ready we goin in

Memes,  Potato Jokes,  
    
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Somewhere this Thanksgiving, there will be a young lady that asks, "Do you want more food, daddy" and two men will respond.
Somewhere this Thanksgiving, there will be a young lady that asks, "Do you want more food, daddy" and two men will respond.

Memes,  
    
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When you start thinking about all the political debates that are gonna happen at your Thanksgiving table
When you start thinking about all the political debates that are gonna happen at your Thanksgiving table

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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me: at somebody else use for thanksgiving*

me: "this food nasty, i'll just put a napkin over it"

evil me: "ask w made this ."
me: at somebody else use for thanksgiving*

me: "this food nasty, i'll just put a napkin over it"

evil me: "ask w made this ."


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  
    
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Me on Thanksgiving vs every other day
Me on Thanksgiving vs every other day

Memes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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Reasons why I'm excited for Thanksgiving
Reasons why I'm excited for Thanksgiving

Memes,  Macaroni Jokes,  
    
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Me: I am thankful for...

Alter ego: The Tupperware

Me: For--

Alter ego: Wegman's Tupperware. It was on sale and you know it!
Me: I am thankful for...

Alter ego: The Tupperware

Me: For--

Alter ego: Wegman's Tupperware. It was on sale and you know it!


Memes,  Evil Miss Piggy,  Tupperware Jokes,  
    
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Im sick of yall goin straight From Halloween to Christmas like Thanksgiving ain't a holiday. Yall better not put one plate in yo snap story
Im sick of yall goin straight From Halloween to Christmas like Thanksgiving ain't a holiday. Yall better not put one plate in yo snap story

Memes,  Holiday And Special Days Jokes,  Mad Jokes,  
    
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me:  that thanksgiving dinner. i'm not going!

me to me: no. you're going, and you're gonna bring beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lambs, rams, gs, dogs, chicken, turkeys. u name it!
me: that thanksgiving dinner. i'm not going!

me to me: no. you're going, and you're gonna bring beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lambs, rams, gs, dogs, chicken, turkeys. u name it!


Memes,  U Name It Challenge,  
    
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hey you guys remember that first year when we feasted with the indians? before we stole their native lands and systematically killed 90% of their people
hey you guys remember that first year when we feasted with the indians? before we stole their native lands and systematically killed 90% of their people

Native Jokes One Liners,  Pilgrim Jokes,  
    
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let's give thanks to tse w brought rampant disease, pestilence, and religious persecution to our native americans.
let's give thanks to tse w brought rampant disease, pestilence, and religious persecution to our native americans.

Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  Native Jokes One Liners,  
    
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i can't think of a better way to celebrate the white man's unceasing betrayal of native americans!
i can't think of a better way to celebrate the white man's unceasing betrayal of native americans!

Native Jokes One Liners,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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gluttony, naps, relatives that don't give a  about each other, dead turkeys, annoying kids, football, and ed-over native americans. happy thanksgiving.
gluttony, naps, relatives that don't give a about each other, dead turkeys, annoying kids, football, and ed-over native americans. happy thanksgiving.

Native Jokes One Liners,  Best Indian Joke,  
    
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How I feel

After I have Thanksgiving dinner
How I feel

After I have Thanksgiving dinner


Star Wars Meme,  Star Wars Meme,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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