Funny Thought For The Day

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Here is where you will find the most hilarious funny thought for the day. Thoughts like the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser being depth perception and if you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed you can always be a hoe. These are just a couple of the funny thoughts that you will find on this page. We regulalry add content to this section so you should check back daily for your dose of humorous thoughts. One of the funniest thoughts is about Christopher Columbus traveling the world in a sailboat and most people can't even get to the gym. I think I'll use this meme as my screensaver.

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when you out trying to have a good time and suddenly realize you need to stop spending your rent money on alcol
when you out trying to have a good time and suddenly realize you need to stop spending your rent money on alcol

Memes,  When You Meme,  Rent Meme,  
    
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everyone suld believe in something.

i believe i suld be on the beach drinking margaritas
everyone suld believe in something.

i believe i suld be on the beach drinking margaritas


Funny Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Funny Motivational Thoughts,  
    
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every think ', i'm good', in the middle of a makeout session?
every think ', i'm good', in the middle of a makeout session?

Make Out Jokes,  Short Funny Thoughts,  
    
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evert yawn is a potential 

if you're fast anough
evert yawn is a potential

if you're fast anough


Memes,  
    
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Gimme all your dough!

If puns were outlawed, only outlaws will have puns
Gimme all your dough!

If puns were outlawed, only outlaws will have puns


Bread Puns,  Money Puns,  Classic Puns,  
    
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Everything I like

Is either expensive,  illegal,  or doesn't text me back
Everything I like

Is either expensive, illegal, or doesn't text me back


Memes,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat
why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

Funny Quotes,  Funny Thoughts On Girls,  
    
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dude, bus drivers are like

mail men for people
dude, bus drivers are like

mail men for people


Memes,  Bus Driver Jokes,  Really Stoned Guy (theme),  
    
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Even when they unfollow you

They still always watching you!
Even when they unfollow you

They still always watching you!


Memes,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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I just want to make enough money to never have to think twice about adding guacamole.
I just want to make enough money to never have to think twice about adding guacamole.

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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fool me once shame on you cause you ain't gone get the chance to  me over twice
fool me once shame on you cause you ain't gone get the chance to me over twice

Funny Quotes,  Funny Life Quotes,  
    
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Does anyone ever see things in their dreams

And then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds.
Does anyone ever see things in their dreams

And then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds.


Memes,  Adam Sandler Jokes,  Jokes About Dreams,  
    
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Not sure if I attract crazy

Or if I make them turn crazy
Not sure if I attract crazy

Or if I make them turn crazy


Memes,  Futurama Memes,  Funny Love Thoughts,  
    
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I'm not lazy...
I'm just saving my energy for later.

...Yup, that's it.
I'm not lazy...
I'm just saving my energy for later.

...Yup, that's it.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Jokes Cats,  Lazy People Quotes,  
    
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That annoying moment when you're about to sneeze but then someone says 'bless you' & it goes away, but you still have the tingly feeling.
That annoying moment when you're about to sneeze but then someone says 'bless you' & it goes away, but you still have the tingly feeling.

Relatable Posts,  Sneezing Jokes,  Funny Moments,  
    
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