Funny Thoughts On Marriage

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Here we have added the most viral, trending and best and funny thoughts on marriage from all over the Internet. We have searched everywhere and taken the top ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

People have a lot of assumptions about marriage. One of the main ones being that you no longer have sex when you say ‘I do’. In this section, in addition to jokes pertaining to lack of married sex, you will also find jokes about the husband always being wrong and just agreeing with everything the wife says just to keep the peace.

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"Describe your dream wedding"

Me:
"Describe your dream wedding"

Me:


Memes,  Best Wedding Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Marriage Joke,  Married Life Jokes,  
    
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dont wanna marry before 30

 me right?
dont wanna marry before 30

me right?


Memes,  Marriage Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I wonder if I've already met the person I'm going to marry.
I wonder if I've already met the person I'm going to marry.

Relatable Posts,  Marriage Funny,  
    
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Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me
Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me

Funny Ecards,  25 Year Old Jokes,  Getting Married Jokes,  
    
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yesterday i went through a long painful procedure where i had my spine and both s removed.  i got a lot of cool wedding gifts tugh.
yesterday i went through a long painful procedure where i had my spine and both s removed. i got a lot of cool wedding gifts tugh.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Wedding Quotes,  
    
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Women go to a psychic to have their fortunes told. What they really want is to hear about their future; will they ever get married?

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Women go to a psychic to have their fortunes told. What they really want is to hear about their future; will they ever get married?

Pranks,  Clean Marriage Jokes,  Funny Video Pranks,  
    
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I'm majoring in "Trophy Wife" with a minor in "Trust Fund Baby".
I'm majoring in "Trophy Wife" with a minor in "Trust Fund Baby".

Funny Ecards,  Best Wife Jokes,  Funny Silly Quotes,  
    
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My wife says I know how to push all her buttons. 

Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find the mute button.
My wife says I know how to push all her buttons.

Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find the mute button.


Funny Ecards,  Best Wife Jokes,  
    
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I think instead of the woman taking her husband's name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

Couples should just smash their last names together

So like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

And then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

Why aren't we doing this
I think instead of the woman taking her husband's name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

Couples should just smash their last names together

So like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

And then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

Why aren't we doing this


Funny Jokes,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  Funny Name List,  
    
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When you've been married a long time, you get to know what the other person thinks.

No you don't.
When you've been married a long time, you get to know what the other person thinks.

No you don't.


Old Married Couple Jokes,  Funny Marriage Comics,  
    
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."


Cute Love Jokes,  Funny Love Jokes,  Good Love Jokes,  
    
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Flirting is like a game of Chess, One wrong move and you're married my dear friends!

Sidhuisms Jokes,  Funny Marriage Advice  
    
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I just read that last year 4,213,257 people got married.

I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
I just read that last year 4,213,257 people got married.

I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?


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