Funny Track Sayings

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"I don't even know why I came here"
"I don't even know why I came here"

Memes,  Funny Running Images,  Olympic Jokes,  
    
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So you are telling me you finished 6th,

Must have been that long jump!
So you are telling me you finished 6th,

Must have been that long jump!


Skeptical Third World Kid (theme),  Long Jump Jokes,  Loser Jokes,  
    
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the hardest part of being a long jumper is telling your dad that your .
the hardest part of being a long jumper is telling your dad that your .

Long Jump Jokes,  Dad Jokes,  Best Gay Jokes,  
    
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ethiopians

making white guys look slow since 1960
ethiopians

making white guys look slow since 1960


Ethiopian Racist Jokes,  Ethiopian Jokes,  Best Ethiopian Jokes,  
    
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Always run like there is a hot guy in front of you & a creepy guy behind you.
Always run like there is a hot guy in front of you & a creepy guy behind you.

Funny Quotes,  Running,  Funny Running Quotes,  
    
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Oh, I just raced my heart out in the state championship meet.

Please push my puking and collapsing body down the chute and tell me to get up and keep walking! U think we all have a burning hatred for these race officials
Oh, I just raced my heart out in the state championship meet.

Please push my puking and collapsing body down the chute and tell me to get up and keep walking! U think we all have a burning hatred for these race officials


Memes,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  Racing Jokes,  
    
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One does not simply 

Keep track of Carl
One does not simply

Keep track of Carl


Memes,  Carl Meme,  Carl Jokes,  
    
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Blade legs = no speed advantage obv 

Unless someone else is wearing them on their own gimp stubs and they beat me.
Blade legs = no speed advantage obv

Unless someone else is wearing them on their own gimp stubs and they beat me.


Memes,  Running Jokes,  Track Jokes,  
    
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When is the best time to long-jump?

In a leap year.


Sports Jokes One Liners,  Great Clean Jokes,  Track Jokes,  
    
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I continually asked the track coach about joining the team but he just kept giving me the run-around.

Running Puns,  Running Jokes,  Running Jokes One Liners  
    
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Why is women's track & field more popular than women's weightlifting?

No particular reason...
Why is women's track & field more popular than women's weightlifting?

No particular reason...


Sports Jokes,  Olympic Jokes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines


White Racist Jokes,  White Man Jokes,  Sport Jokes,  
    
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