Funny Travel Quotes

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Sorry sweetie I catch flights not feelings
Sorry sweetie I catch flights not feelings

Memes,  Funny Dog Photos,  
    
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Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss Pangaea
Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss Pangaea

Memes,  Tickets Jokes,  
    
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does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on ting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on ting themselves twice for every day they're gone?

Memes,  Underwear Jokes,  
    
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Don't let a man with no passport tell you that you're the most beautiful girl in the world. How he know sis? He ain't been nowhere
Don't let a man with no passport tell you that you're the most beautiful girl in the world. How he know sis? He ain't been nowhere

Memes,  Funny Beauty Quotes,  Compliment Jokes,  
    
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"But you said your 5 mins away"

First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from
"But you said your 5 mins away"

First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from


Memes,  Late Jokes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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Today's kids will never know how we were the original GPS right from the passenger side. And you better had read fast and correct

"Print me the mapquest directions before we leave"
Today's kids will never know how we were the original GPS right from the passenger side. And you better had read fast and correct

"Print me the mapquest directions before we leave"


Memes,  Gps Jokes,  Map Jokes,  
    
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Bora Bora

Man I wanna go but I'm pora pora
Bora Bora

Man I wanna go but I'm pora pora


Memes,  Best Poor Jokes,  
    
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Dude I'm the worst when it comes to packing for trips. Like I know I won't need 20 pairs of underwear for a 5 day trip but what if I pee my pants twice every single day I'm there
Dude I'm the worst when it comes to packing for trips. Like I know I won't need 20 pairs of underwear for a 5 day trip but what if I pee my pants twice every single day I'm there

Memes,  Road Trip Jokes,  Vacation Joke,  
    
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"I'm in your city" ,,,,ok....have fun
"I'm in your city" ,,,,ok....have fun

Memes,  City Jokes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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The airport is lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17
The airport is lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17

Memes,  Airport Jokes,  
    
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It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

Memes,  Road Trip Jokes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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my dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an ur so he sved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his ing cat ahahahahaha i'm not even lying
my dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an ur so he sved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his ing cat ahahahahaha i'm not even lying

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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Lettttss get ready to rumblleee
Lettttss get ready to rumblleee

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Tickets Jokes,  
    
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I can show you the world

Unless you want to visit the United States
I can show you the world

Unless you want to visit the United States


Memes,  Aladdin Jokes,  United States Jokes,  
    
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You know you're an Odyssian when..

You measure roads trips with how many Odyssey episodes it will take to get there.
You know you're an Odyssian when..

You measure roads trips with how many Odyssey episodes it will take to get there.


Odyssey Jokes,  Road Trip Jokes,  
    
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