Luggage tags that both compliment and call for help. Not only will you be able to distinguish your bag from the rest, but someone with a similar sense of humor might actually help you find it...
Hi there! Yes you, you very attractive person! Could you do me a favor and shout Elizabeth real loud? Thank you. You really are lovely. :)
"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."