Funny True Sayings

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "smell this", it usually smells nice..
One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "smell this", it usually smells nice..

Memes,  Men And Women Jokes,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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Friend 1: "Where's the best place to stand during an earthquake?" Friend: "A doorway, a car, under the bed?" Me, an intellectual:
Friend 1: "Where's the best place to stand during an earthquake?"

Friend: "A doorway, a car, under the bed?"

Me, an intellectual:

Memes,  Earthquake Jokes,  Gaming Humor,  
    
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When girls say they are "running errands" they're actually at TJ Maxx sniffing candles for 45 minutes
When girls say they are "running errands" they're actually at TJ Maxx sniffing candles for 45 minutes

Memes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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Behind every broke millennial, is a baby boomer who makes 6 figures but
Behind every broke millennial, is a baby boomer who makes 6 figures but

Memes,  Ironic Jokes,  Computer And Technology Jokes,  
    
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Any family gathering in a random room theres always a random baby passed tf out
Any family gathering in a random room theres always a random baby passed tf out

Memes,  Randomly Funny Stuff,  
    
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Sneezing while driving is honestly a near death experience
Sneezing while driving is honestly a near death experience

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Sneezing Jokes,  
    
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Everyone hates millennials until it's time to convert a PDF into a Word document
Everyone hates millennials until it's time to convert a PDF into a Word document

Memes,  Technology Jokes,  
    
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Hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. Cold? Put on a hoodie. raining? Put on a hoodie. No bra? Put on a hoodie. Nothing to wear? Hoodie. Cripplingly low self esteem? You already know. So versatile! So multifaceted!
Hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. Cold? Put on a hoodie. raining? Put on a hoodie. No bra? Put on a hoodie. Nothing to wear? Hoodie. Cripplingly low self esteem? You already know. So versatile! So multifaceted!

Memes,  Clothing Jokes,  Clothes Jokes,  
    
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Credit scores really are just adult GPAs
Credit scores really are just adult GPAs

Memes,  Credit Jokes,  Debt Jokes,  
    
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I'm not a person you should put on speakerphone.
I'm not a person you should put on speakerphone.

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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The older you get, the uglier you;re willing to go out in public.
The older you get, the uglier you;re willing to go out in public.

Memes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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not sure why the fbi is mostly guys because a girls ability to find out is unmatched
not sure why the fbi is mostly guys because a girls ability to find out is unmatched

Memes,  Fbi Agent Jokes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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1st base: Sex 2nd base: Hitting each other up when the sun is out 3rd base: Sharing childhood trauma Home run: Verbally expressing romantic interest
1st base: Sex

2nd base: Hitting each other up when the sun is out

3rd base: Sharing childhood trauma

Home run: Verbally expressing romantic interest

Memes,  Dating Jokes,  Jokes About Relationships,  
    
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The internet is just unemployed people telling people with jobs that they have to take risks.
The internet is just unemployed people telling people with jobs that they have to take risks.

Memes,  Unemployed Jokes,  Funny Internet Quotes,  
    
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Girls are weird like why do we look at things that we know will piss us off but continue to look at them and get more pissed off
Girls are weird like why do we look at things that we know will piss us off but continue to look at them and get more pissed off

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Girls,  Funny Thoughts On Girls,  
    
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