Funny True Sayings

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If I delete my texts, it's like I never texted them in the place
If I delete my texts, it's like I never texted them in the place

Memes,  Roll Safe Meme,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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You can't be uninvited to something you were't going to anyway
You can't be uninvited to something you were't going to anyway

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Me : Hey sorry I can't make it tomorrow

Person : Aww what's wrong?

Me : I don't wanna come.
Me : Hey sorry I can't make it tomorrow

Person : Aww what's wrong?

Me : I don't wanna come.


Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  Funny Relatable Quotes,  
    
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Somewhere out there is a man with a man bun, trying on his new romper, with his fidget spinner in one hand, and his vape in the other
Somewhere out there is a man with a man bun, trying on his new romper, with his fidget spinner in one hand, and his vape in the other

Memes,  2017 Meme,  Latest Memes,  
    
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You wont get addicted

If you dont try heroin
You wont get addicted

If you dont try heroin


Memes,  Drug Addict Jokes,  Roll Safe Meme,  
    
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The most honest college sign I've ever seen
The most honest college sign I've ever seen

Memes,  Jokes For College Students,  Debt Jokes,  
    
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you can't get mad if you don't give a
you can't get mad if you don't give a

Memes,  Mad Jokes,  
    
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She can't nag you if you do what she told you to the first time.
She can't nag you if you do what she told you to the first time.

Memes,  Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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U can't disappoint ur family if you've never made them proud in the first place
U can't disappoint ur family if you've never made them proud in the first place

Memes,  Failure Jokes,  
    
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Can't get mad if you don't care
Can't get mad if you don't care

Memes,  Mad Jokes,  
    
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If your friends don't support you like this then you need new friends
If your friends don't support you like this then you need new friends

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interviewer- why do you want to work here? 

me- i want to trade 1/3 of my life for money to spend on utter bull
interviewer- why do you want to work here?

me- i want to trade 1/3 of my life for money to spend on utter bull


Memes,  Interview Jokes,  
    
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Whoever decided similar looking labels was okay

Should be punished.
Whoever decided similar looking labels was okay

Should be punished.


Funny Medical Jokes,  Pharmacy Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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this  can scare tf out of someone if they aren't expecting it
this can scare tf out of someone if they aren't expecting it

Memes,  Scared Jokes,  Humor Jokes Funny,  
    
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When you're

Tall

Every hug is

Awkward
When you're

Tall

Every hug is

Awkward


Tall Guy Problems,  Hug Jokes,  
    
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