Funny Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving

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Hold up wait a minute!!

You can't come to a house for Thanksgiving empty handed!!
Hold up wait a minute!!

You can't come to a house for Thanksgiving empty handed!!


Memes,  Kevin Hart Meme,  
    
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the only  you'll be getting for thanksgiving
the only you'll be getting for thanksgiving

Memes,  
    
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u only like me

for my breasts
u only like me

for my breasts


Memes,  Breast Memes,  
    
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What do you mean no animals on the table?  

You had that stupid turkey up here a few weeks ago!
What do you mean no animals on the table?

You had that stupid turkey up here a few weeks ago!


Memes,  Jokes About Thanksgiving,  Funny Jokes Dogs,  
    
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500 friends and no one's available to chat?  
Ne new posts today? How odd...
500 friends and no one's available to chat?
Ne new posts today? How odd...


Funny Turkey Sayings,  Thanksgiving Day Jokes,  
    
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The good news is, you'll be spending Thanksgiving with a large group of happy people.
The good news is, you'll be spending Thanksgiving with a large group of happy people.

Funny Pictures,  Fortune Teller Jokes,  
    
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The thanksgiving turkey is missing you say?

20 pounds you say? Urp!

Nope. Don't know anything about it. Urf!
The thanksgiving turkey is missing you say?

20 pounds you say? Urp!

Nope. Don't know anything about it. Urf!


Funny Pictures,  Fat Cat Jokes,  Funny Cat Pictures,  
    
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Tom

Husband, father, leftovers
Tom

Husband, father, leftovers


Funny Pictures,  Turkey Puns,  
    
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We can't run away!!

They're gonna think we're chicken!!
We can't run away!!

They're gonna think we're chicken!!


Memes,  Turkey Meme,  Turkey Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What key has legs and can't open the door?

A turkey!
What key has legs and can't open the door?

A turkey!


Funny Jokes,  Turkey Joke,  
    
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Hey, boss. Just letting you know, I have no problem coming in tomorrow.

No problem at all.
Hey, boss. Just letting you know, I have no problem coming in tomorrow.

No problem at all.


Funny Thanksgiving Jokes,  Funny Turkey Jokes,  Thanksgiving Cartoons  
    
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Hey mom... is our home-owner's insurance paid up?
Hey mom... is our home-owner's insurance paid up?

Thanksgiving Cartoons,  Insurance Funny,  Insurance Humor,  
    
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To stuff the turkey

You must hold your wrist just so....
To stuff the turkey

You must hold your wrist just so....


Memes,  Dracula Jokes,  
    
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We talked them back from brining, but they aren't budging on killing and eating you.
We talked them back from brining, but they aren't budging on killing and eating you.

Negotiation Jokes,  Turkey Thanksgiving Jokes,  
    
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