Funny Turkey Sayings

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Funny turkey sayingsNovember is eat ham month!
Feast your eyes (yeah I said feast) on these tenderloins (yeah tenderloins too) of savory “gobble gobble” jokes. These turkeys are either running for dear life from that farmer with the axe or just plain tired of ending up on everyone’s dinner table in November of every year. So why not gobble to your hearts content?

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny turkey sayings from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
That doesn't look very scary

More like a six foot turkey
That doesn't look very scary

More like a six foot turkey


Jurassic Park Meme,  Dinosaur Jokes For Kids,  
    
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President Obama Broke Out His Best Dad Jokes at Turkey Pardon
President Obama delivers a hilarious joke about turkeys in front of his two daughters at the annual Turkey Pardon.

News,  Funny Obama Videos,  Obama Humor,  Dad Jokes,  
    
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Just finished my turkey

Anybody hungry
Just finished my turkey

Anybody hungry


Hungry Jokes,  Funny Thanksgiving Photos,  
    
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500 friends and no one's available to chat?  
Ne new posts today? How odd...
500 friends and no one's available to chat?
Ne new posts today? How odd...


Funny Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving,  Thanksgiving Day Jokes,  
    
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Happy Thanksgiving

"Thanks for giving us vegetarians!"
Happy Thanksgiving

"Thanks for giving us vegetarians!"


Funny Jokes,  Happy Thanksgiving Jokes,  
    
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Hipsters make sure to cut the turkey

Before it's cool
Hipsters make sure to cut the turkey

Before it's cool


Memes,  Corny Thanksgiving Jokes,  Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  
    
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Who

Ate all the turkey
Who

Ate all the turkey


Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Images,  Funny Nba Memes,  
    
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when i tell people i'm quitting cold turkey, 

they say, "what are you quitting?" ,

i'm f#&%ing quitting cold turkey.
for 8 years now i've been addicted to cold turkey.

when i tell people i'm quitting cold turkey,

they say, "what are you quitting?" ,

i'm f#&%ing quitting cold turkey.


Funny Quotes,  Zach Galifianakis Quotes,  Turkey Puns,  
    
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How's my disguise?

You're a regular Clark Kent...
How's my disguise?

You're a regular Clark Kent...


Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Quotes,  
    
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Happy genetically-modified, pesticide laden, antibiotic-fed, hormone-injected, chemical preserved Thanksgiving from Monstanto!
Happy genetically-modified, pesticide laden, antibiotic-fed, hormone-injected, chemical preserved Thanksgiving from Monstanto!

Funny Ecards,  Anti Government Jokes,  
    
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy

So put that axe down, I'm not that tasty
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy

So put that axe down, I'm not that tasty


Memes,  Thanksgiving Meme,  
    
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I want to eat a dead bird with you.
I want to eat a dead bird with you.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Thanksgiving Ecards,  
    
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gobble gobble

motherer
gobble gobble

motherer


Memes,  Thanksgiving Meme,  
    
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I am one lucky turkey

... because I am a French turkey
I am one lucky turkey

... because I am a French turkey


Funny Jokes,  One Liners Jokes,  
    
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Once the turkey has thawed

...You have my permission to fry.
Once the turkey has thawed

...You have my permission to fry.


Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Quotes,  
    
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