Funny Turtle Jokes

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Me: "I need to save money"

Also: "I need a Gucci turtle"
Me: "I need to save money"

Also: "I need a Gucci turtle"


Memes,  Gucci Joke,  
    
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You've seen elf on the shelf, now get ready for
You've seen elf on the shelf, now get ready for

Memes,  Funny Elf On The Shelf,  Harry Potter Jokes Humor,  
    
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Me struggling to get out of bed every morning
Me struggling to get out of bed every morning

Memes,  Struggle Memes,  Funny Morning Jokes,  
    
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What kind of turtle is this
What kind of turtle is this

Memes,  Funny Pictures Of Dogs,  
    
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When you tell your grandma you've already eaten but she's not so sure
When you tell your grandma you've already eaten but she's not so sure

Memes,  Grandma Meme,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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admit it

this turtle was high as
admit it

this turtle was high as


Finding Nemo Meme,  High Af,  
    
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True

Going to school.

Going home.
True

Going to school.

Going home.


Memes,  Turtle Humor,  
    
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Little does he know I've switched from dial-up to high speed internet access.
Little does he know I've switched from dial-up to high speed internet access.

Internet Jokes,  Turtle Humor,  
    
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''Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.''
''Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.''

Nevada Jokes,  Jokes About Nevada,  Nevada State Jokes,  
    
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"How could you possibly have gotten a speeding ticket?"
"How could you possibly have gotten a speeding ticket?"

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cute Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Speed Dating for Turtles

I -

Ring!
Speed Dating for Turtles

I -

Ring!


Turtle Jokes,  Turtle Humor,  
    
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Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!
Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

Turtle Jokes,  Speed Dating Jokes,  
    
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''Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?''
''Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?''

Speed Dating Jokes,  Rabbit Jokes,  
    
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This is how happy I wanna be in 2016
This is how happy I wanna be in 2016

Memes,  2016 Memes,  Happiness Jokes,  
    
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